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  1. #1326
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    The junkie kind, or the pretentiously healthy kind?
    that, I need to be the junkie kind.

    I want to die young and be immortalized.
    I'd prefer to die banging a chick.
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    That post was my Christmas gift for ORION, for the record.
    Where the is my gift???
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    that, I need to be the junkie kind.

    I want to die young and be immortalized.
    I'd prefer to die banging a chick.
    I wouldn't want to die while ing someone. I'd think that would be quite traumatic for my partner.
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    "Nibble on my like a rat does cheese."
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    I don't know why this lyric came to mind.
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    I've embarrassed myself.
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    Where the is my gift???
    I'm going to go to Best Buy and get you Rock Band so you can prepare for your next life as a skinny rockstar.
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    I'll make up for it.
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    I wouldn't want to die while ing someone. I'd think that would be quite traumatic for my partner.
    Who gives a about the partner.

    They can deal.
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    I'm going to go to Best Buy and get you Rock Band so you can prepare for your next life as a skinny rockstar.
    Does that game come with a "Green Room" loaded with all sorts of wimens??

    Imagine a V.I.P. Room with hot, big tied Asian wimens???

    Got damn!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Does that game come with a "Green Room" loaded with all sorts of wimens??

    Imagine a V.I.P. Room with hot, big tied Asian wimens???

    Got damn!!!!!!!!!!!
    I reckon if you start playing that game enough, you'll be flocked by plenty of women.
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    I reckon if you start playing that game enough, you'll be flocked by plenty of women.
    What's the age range of these wimens you talk of?
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    My toes is froze.
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    It just occured to me that a better way to die would be banging a chick doggy style while the house was burning around us.
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    What's the age range of these wimens you talk of?
    That... I don't know.

    Depends on how many correct notes you can successfully string together.
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    You have no idea how I would warm them up if I were there right now.
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    That... I don't know.

    Depends on how many correct notes you can successfully string together.
    So, high notes = older, more mature, sophisticated wimens with nice ties and low notes = young, teenage, cheerleader chicks with perky little ties?

    This is getting interesting.
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    What notes would one need to strike to get some black wimens.
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    I was pondering a few things on my road trip yesterday.

    Firstly, road trips would be nicer with the power to stop time. You could freeze everyone on in place and just drive around them without having to worry about aggressive idiots who don't know what the they're doing.

    Secondly, if you did have the power to stop time, what would happen to the weather? Would the winds stop blowing? Would raindrops stop suspended in mid air?
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    You have no idea how I would warm them up if I were there right now.
    Yes I do, foot freak.
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    How do Eskimos ??

    I mean, seriously, don't their peckers freeze?
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    So, high notes = older, more mature, sophisticated wimens with nice ties and low notes = young, teenage, cheerleader chicks with perky little ties?

    This is getting interesting.
    That is my understanding.

    What notes would one need to strike to get some black wimens.
    The entire musical catalog of The Ohio Players on expert level with fewer than 25 mistakes.
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    I was pondering a few things on my road trip yesterday.

    Firstly, road trips would be nicer with the power to stop time. You could freeze everyone on in place and just drive around them without having to worry about aggressive idiots who don't know what the they're doing.

    Secondly, if you did have the power to stop time, what would happen to the weather? Would the winds stop blowing? Would raindrops stop suspended in mid air?
    I don't know the answer to those questions, but I'd just get everyone naked and laugh as they look around with perplexed looks on their faces when time resumed.
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    Yes I do, foot freak.
    Plastic wrap your feet and take a bat to them?
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    The entire musical catalog of The Ohio Players on expert level with fewer than 25 mistakes.
    , that's just not worth it.
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