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  1. #1351
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    "It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ. ..."
    "what's a ZJ?"
    "if you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it."
    that quote always bugged me... i mean... he says the price in the damn line.

    it should have been:

    It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ....a ZJ on the other hand....

    "what's a ZJ?"

    "if you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it"
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    You are already a biter. Was vampirism really that far behind?
    Ive seen proof of these bite incidents
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    that quote always bugged me... i mean... he says the price in the damn line.

    it should have been:

    It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ....a ZJ on the other hand....

    "what's a ZJ?"

    "if you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it"
    Thats part of the humor man......do you not get it?
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    You are already a biter. Was vampirism really that far behind?
    damn... youre right... i cant argue with the truth.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    "Its what we call pillowtalk baby" - Ash
    !! When will I ever learn?
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Thats part of the humor man......do you not get it?
    I might be the biggest broken lizard fan on this board... i get the humor... it's just that the logic in the line always bugged me... it's a funny scene... it just erks me a bit.
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    !! When will I ever learn?
    When you close your legs, cave, and mouth
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    "I'm gonna break yo off"
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Ive seen proof of these bite incidents
    We don't need details of your sex life. It's bad enough we had to hear about your hookups with matlock.
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    I might be the biggest broken lizard fan on this board... i get the humor... it's just that the logic in the line always bugged me... it's a funny scene... it just erks me a bit.
    LOL let it go man.
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    We don't need details of your sex life. It's bad enough we had to hear about your hookups with matlock.
    She was a paying customer......I have to pay off those loan sharks
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    LOL let it go man.
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    blech
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    i didn't know you could burp in a foreign language.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    She was a paying customer......I have to pay off those loan sharks
    Racking up those frequent flier miles
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    Racking up those frequent flier miles
    Oh didnt you hear due to the struggling economy all rapid reward programs have been put on hold.
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    Your point is? SpursStalker's Avatar
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    ATRAIN boned mallox?
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    Or did mallox bone atrain?
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Oh didnt you hear due to the struggling economy all rapid reward programs have been put on hold.
    Wait,...what? Do you think you could at least present me with a new stimulus program?
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    Or did mallox bone atrain?
    I got raped


    but she did leave a 20 on the counter on the way out
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    Or did mallox bone atrain?
    She made me bend over and touch my toes......she said she was going to show me where the wild goose goes.
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    I'm sure that's not the first time you've been bent over and anally penetrated.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I got raped


    but she did leave a 20 on the counter on the way out
    It's not rape since you liked it...
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