“Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the oh thread.”
last night i was playing in a tourney and i had just a few less chips than the chip leader...well i was going head to head for first place in the tourney and i get pocket jacks on the first hand of battle...so what did i do....i pushed....all in....he calls...we flip our cards...the crowd is like wow pocket jacks on the first hand of head to head and i was feeling good then he turns his cards over...a 10 and J.....and i was like he has one of my jacks....the flop comes......7, 3, 10 i was like ...but im still up the turn......2.....im still feeling good....then the ing river....i hate the river!!!!! a ing 10 he gets me with trips....man i wanted to punch the out of the dealer!!!
“Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the oh thread.”
Batman always gets sucked out at poker.
What a loser.
My dogs love Kira.
I love chocolate fugde poptarts and milk. Yum. Yes. The real pop tarts.
I hate poptarts or anything in pastry form. Not a big fan.
The milk though *drools*
. Ain't that something.My dogs love Kira.
Loved by all, forreal.
I typed Kira into google and the second pic is porn, fyi.
Fantastic.
Admired by many.
Even his teeth look like yours.
Katy is admitting she's Kira. Interesting.
I dipped the pop tart in the milk it it was near heaven. I'm sorry to hear you don't enjoy pastries.
Are you talking about the dog?
why, no.
I hear Kira uses dogs when she makes Chinese food.
I see the connection now
Son of a .
Shoog just said my teeth resemble a mouth full of doggy teeth.
Katy has a pretty smile.
But so does my dog, so go figure.
Extreme Chas y Belt
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King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time.
King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice.
After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful, and said that he'd see if he could come up with something, and asked him to come back in a week.
A week later, King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chas y belt, except that it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. "This is no good, Merlin!" the king exclaimed, "Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?"
"Ah, sire, just observe." said Merlin as he searched his cluttered work bench until he found what he was looking for. He then selected his most worn-out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chas y belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two.
"Merlin, you are a genius!" said the greatful monarch, "Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected."
After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot.
Immediately he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal 'short arm' inspection. Sure enough! Each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them except Sir Galahad.
"Sir Galahad," exclaimed King Arthur, "The one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!"
But Sir Galahad was speechless.
A girl brings a guy home one night.
They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69".
"What the is that?" asks the guy.
Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain,"I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine."
Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart.
"What was that for?" he asks.
"Oooopppps! Sorry, lets try it again" she says.
So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose.
The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on.
"Wait, where are you going?" she asks.
The guy says, "If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy !!!"
Dude you're in the wrong thread for that . No one cares about jokes here.
I can't wait to pinch Katy's cheeks.
Kira inveted that dog food named it after her so she can fatten up the pups so when they get nice and fat...its dinner time!!!! Puppy chow mein
Batman AND Midge?
Oh dear!
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