The only vagina I have is the silicone Jenna Jameson vagina I bought a few years ago.
I like where this is going ................go on.........
The only vagina I have is the silicone Jenna Jameson vagina I bought a few years ago.
Well at least you didn't get the silicone pussy of a has-been porn star whose face is falling down and ... oh, nevermind.
Like I said, I purchased this years ago.
Back when she was the epitome of hotness.
It's very life-like.
Gotdamn, I don't think I can make it the rest of the day without a nap. I was really trying but methinks just an hour will help.
The pregnancy twist was pretty entertaining.
hottest porn star ive seen is that carmen luvana chick. it was a pirate themed porn night the other night and she's gorgeous.
melly melly melly cant you see sometimes your words just hypnotize me and i just love your flashy ways, guess thats why they broke and you're so paid
there are some ing kids yelling outside my hotel room.
i may have to go lay the smack down.
i need to stop looking at boobs... i've been busted about 5 times already today.
if you ask any guy around 5 pm how many racks he's checked out and he says 0 or anything less than 3... he's a ing liar.
Thanks er...now I have that vision stuck in my head!
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You could be my long lost half brother, if I were Iranian.
I work with Midge, so should I count his cans as 1 or do I add up all the times I see his cans when he comes into my office?
Bing Crosby reminds me of snow.
Although, I've only seen snow once in my life.
I would like to have sex out in the snow.
Any volunteers?
Anyone?
Anyone at all??
No?
Well, go yourselves!!!
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