Free Quattro Razor (12)

[CuckingFunt]

Plastic wrap your feet and take a bat to them?

I thought crowbar?

Either way, you're not getting anywheres near my tootsies.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The entire musical catalog of The Ohio Players on expert level with fewer than 25 mistakes.

I know Shoog has that down without even thinking about it. Kinda like that kid playing without music in the South Park episode.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought crowbar?

Either way, you're not getting anywheres near my tootsies.

Hey, at least you won't be thinking about them being cold anymore.

[CuckingFunt]

I think I threw my arm out of whack playing Wii Sports tonight.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are crowbars made with 100% crow?

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I threw my arm out of whack playing Wii Sports tonight.

I don't get the infatuation with the Wii.

If I wanted to move around that much, I'd ing hit the gym.

[CuckingFunt]

Are crowbars made with 100% crow?

They used to be, but it got too expensive.

Now it's about 67% crow, and the rest is filler made from recycled tires.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't get the infatuation with the Wii.

If I wanted to move around that much, I'd ing hit the gym.

I never break out the Wii Sports when I'm home alone, but it's fun when there are a group of people playing and making asses of themselves.

[peewee's lovechild]

They used to be, but it got too expensive.

Now it's about 67% crow, and the rest is filler made from recycled tires.

ing cheap asses.

[peewee's lovechild]

I never break out the Wii Sports when I'm home alone, but it's fun when there are a group of people playing and making asses of themselves.

Whatever happened to people getting together and getting faced??

What's happened to this country?

This isn't the America I remember.

[CuckingFunt]

Whatever happened to people getting together and getting faced??

What's happened to this country?

This isn't the America I remember.

Said communal tomfoolery is especially funny when drinking.

Wii Baseball when tipsy is just plain enjoyable.

[CuckingFunt]

Besides, thanks to my Wii I once again own/have access to the entire lineup of Mario and Sonic games, as well as tons of other old games.

[peewee's lovechild]

Said communal tomfoolery is especially funny when drinking.

Wii Baseball when tipsy is just plain enjoyable.

You speak lies, like the anaconda that made his way up Eve's rectum.

[peewee's lovechild]

Besides, thanks to my Wii I once again own/have access to the entire lineup of Mario and Sonic games, as well as tons of other old games.

Or, you could have gone to the internets and gotten them for frees.

[CuckingFunt]

You speak lies, like the anaconda that made his way up Eve's rectum.

Differing opinion =/= lies.

You've never even played the Wii.

[CuckingFunt]

Or, you could have gone to the internets and gotten them for frees.

$5.00 to be able to play Sonic the Hedgehog on my TV with an actual controller is an expense I can live with.

[peewee's lovechild]

Differing opinion =/= lies.

You've never even played the Wii.

I don't have to.

It requires a controller on each hand and various random body movements.

That can never be appealing.

Stop trying to shove the Wii down my throat.

[peewee's lovechild]

$5.00 to be able to play Sonic the Hedgehog on my TV with an actual controller is an expense I can live with.

Free to be able to play it on my laptop and connect said laptop to my big screen is even better.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't have to.

It requires a controller on each hand and various random body movements.

That can never be appealing.

Stop trying to shove the Wii down my throat.

I'm not trying to shove anything down your throat. Stop hatin' on my chosen gaming device.

Meanie.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if Blaze gets a discount on the Wii just for being Asian.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not trying to shove anything down your throat. Stop hatin' on my chosen gaming device.

Meanie.

Stop showing off.

You don't see me showing off the Brazilian sex slave I bought in the Black Market, do you??

[CuckingFunt]

Stop showing off.

You don't see me showing off the your Brazilian sex slave I bought in the Black Market, do you??

I wasn't aware that Wii Bowling tendonitis was showing off.

[CuckingFunt]

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Why am I hungry at midnight?

[CuckingFunt]

I should have checked Showtime earler.

Hard Candy is on and I've been wanting to watch that movie, but I missed the first 30 minutes.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wasn't aware that Wii Bowling tendonitis was showing off.

That's like people saying "Damn, these shoes feel a little tight." when they buy thier first expenisve pair of shoes. We all look down and admire the new shoes.