Free Quattro Razor (6)

[ORION]

I miss school. Then I look at my laminated mini diploma the alumni department sent me in the mail this weekend and I realize my four years of college was all worth it. The benefits are out of this world. a 10% discount at the bookstore? Man. How ridiculous. JB would be stoked to get $2 off a bulldog athletics ticket.

so todays lesson is..... college is worthless. Some where Jaime Escalante weeping

[CuckingFunt]

so todays lesson is..... college is worthless.

Well, if today's two classes and my time wandering the halls of the art building are an accurate indication, about 70% of the nerdy art major chicks are hot as .

Probably 22% are super butch girls, which isn't my type, and the remaining 8% are the sullen fat girls one would expect to find studying art... but that first 70% is fantastic.

And the two girls who sat next to me in art history class... yummy.

I disagree.

[Squid]

I did college and passed.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey Orion, I just caught some girl staring at my crotch as I was trying to help her.

Is that your move too?

[peewee's lovechild]

I disagree.

I agree with your disagreement.

[ORION]

I disagree.

so new lesson ..... If you like chicks college is great but if your there to better yourself your screwed

[CuckingFunt]

so new lesson ..... If you like chicks college is great but if your there to better yourself your screwed

I will agree with that.

So far, however, my return to full-time student status is a of a lot more fun than work, so I'm okay with the thought of wasting the next three years.

[ORION]

Hey Orion, I just caught some girl staring at my crotch as I was trying to help her.

Is that your move too?

yeah if your move was walking around with your dong hanging out waiting for a chick to notice then yes that would be my patented move

[CuckingFunt]

Hey Orion, I just caught some girl staring at my crotch as I was trying to help her.

Is that your move too?

It's hard not to stare at a stain.

[Squid]

I usually just walk around with my right nut hanging out of my zipper. It's erotic and comical.

[peewee's lovechild]

yeah if your move was walking around with your dong hanging out waiting for a chick to notice then yes that would be my patented move

I stole your move then.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's hard not to stare at a stain.

Yes it is, but what does it mean when the girl salivates as she stares?

[peewee's lovechild]

I usually just walk around with my right nut hanging out of my zipper. It's erotic and comical.

A squid with a zipper??

I don't understand.

[CuckingFunt]

Yes it is, but what does it mean when the girl salivates as she stares?

Rabies?

[Squid]

A squid with a zipper??

I don't understand.

I wear pants.

[ORION]

I usually just walk around with my right nut hanging out of my zipper. It's erotic and comical.

how would they know which nut it was ?

[Squid]

how would they know which nut it was ?

I tattooed an R and L on them when I was a young lad.

[Squid]

Michael Vick chose the wrong blood sport.

[ORION]

I tattooed an R and L on them when I was a young lad.

oh I thought they were like mine. one is painted green and the other one red

[ORION]

Michael Vick chose the wrong blood sport.

I love me the taste of guinea pig. I wish those two would stab each other

[CuckingFunt]

I hope the bunny wins.

Rabbits is the only acceptable rodents.

[ORION]

I hope the bunny wins.

Rabbits is the only acceptable rodents.

what about a nutria ?

[CuckingFunt]

what about a nutria ?

Nope.

Not a capybara, either.

[samikeyp]

blood sport.

Kumite! Kumite!

[ORION]

Kumite! Kumite!

which one is frank dukes