Free Quattro Razor (12)

[Mister Sinister]

You know what'd be hilarious? Combining the Force Choke with the Mind Trick.

[ORION]

Should we go with the 10, or should we cut it in half?

I was thinking 11

[CuckingFunt]

I was thinking 11

Because it's one louder?

[Insomniac]

this is a snooze fest

I wish.....

[Mister Sinister]

That avatar looks like something I saw in a Batman comic.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just can't call a cripple a badass. My conscience won't let me.

Let's see where things are when you're all healed up.

Your conscience is re ed.

[CuckingFunt]

Your conscience is re ed.

That comeback was most definitely NOT badass.

[peewee's lovechild]

True, but all you'd need to sear someone's asshole, or any other orifice shut, with a lightsaber would be just that. A lightsaber. Oh, and might not a rogue Jedi do such a thing?

Ain't no such thing as a "rogue" Jedi.

Are you re ed as well as gay??

[midgetonadonkey]

Your conscience is re ed.

Re ed like your back?

[peewee's lovechild]

FDR was a badass cripple. He used to bang chicks by the dozens and snort coke off of their labias.

And his was bigger than the wheels on his wheelchair.

[ORION]

A Jedi would never do such a thing.

but what if a sith crawled up in one and the Jedi thought that was the only way to contain the sith

[peewee's lovechild]

Re ed like your back?

I'm so badass that when most people aren't even walking after this type of surgery at this time, I'm ing jogging.

That's how badass I am.
Praise Brachmalan!!!
(One of our new deities)

[peewee's lovechild]

but what if a sith crawled up in one and the Jedi thought that was the only way to contain the sith

A Jedi would patiently wait for said Sith to be farted out and proceed to light saber his head off.

[Mister Sinister]

Ain't no such thing as a "rogue" Jedi.

Are you re ed as well as gay??

Hardly. I'm just not that big on Star Wars, outside of the movies.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm so badass that when most people aren't even walking after this type of surgery at this time, I'm ing jogging.

That's how badass I am.
Praise Brachmalan!!!
(One of our new deities)

You are going to break your back again.

[to21]

Hey flo, this ever happen were ur at?

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/met....33cac684.html

[peewee's lovechild]

You are going to break your back again.

Brachmalan protects me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Quit testing my faith, Reverend.

[midgetonadonkey]

Brachmalan protects me.

Brachmalan doesn't protect against stupidity.

[peewee's lovechild]

Brachmalan doesn't protect against stupidity.

I had no idea.

I really need to get the doctrine written down.

[CuckingFunt]

New York scares me.

[CuckingFunt]

She looks like the creature from my nightmares.

[CuckingFunt]

Will Midge's new religion protect me from New York?

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't see how anyone would think she is hot.

[peewee's lovechild]

New York scares me.

It's one of the greatest cities in the world!!

Pussy.

[CuckingFunt]

It's one of the greatest cities in the world!!

Pussy.

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