Free Quattro Razor (12)

[peewee's lovechild]

Will Midge's new religion protect me from New York?

I'll have to look into that.

I haven't finished the doctrine or the commandments yet.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to be in the city of New York in a couple weeks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Keep reading, Quick Draw.

I haven't been called that since I banged the triplets with huge knockers.

The third one was annoyed when I came with sister #2 and it took me 20 minutes to recover.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm going to be in the city of New York in a couple weeks.

But, you fear the city.

[ORION]

do you guys drink ram's piss out of a stripper's boot while in front of a shrine thats a woman with 10 boobs

[florige]

I'm going to be in the city of New York in a couple weeks.

You should swing by Baltimore in route, We can go to the Hustler club.

[CuckingFunt]

But, you fear the city.

No, I don't.

I fear Tiffany Pollard, the reality TV fright-wig who calls herself New York.

[midgetonadonkey]

the city of New York. It's a shame it hasn't been completely destroyed yet.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Commandments (so far):

1. You bas s shall sacrifice a case of Shiner Bock every week for the Gods.
(The Reverend and his faithful helper will deliver the goods to the Gods)
2. You bas s shall sacrifice an ounce of cannabis every week for the Gods.
(Again, The Rev and his faithful helper will deliver the goods to the Gods)
3. You bas s shall shun gotry.
4. You bas s shall embrace Lesbianism.
5. You bas s shall kill all cats.


Well, that's all I've got for now.

[midgetonadonkey]

My entire ministry will be dedicated to destroying the city of New York.

[midgetonadonkey]

Praise Jeezus!

[CuckingFunt]

The Commandments (so far):

1. You bas s shall sacrifice a case of Shiner Bock every week for the Gods.
(The Reverend and his faithful helper will deliver the goods to the Gods)
2. You bas s shall sacrifice an ounce of cannabis every week for the Gods.
(Again, The Rev and his faithful helper will deliver the goods to the Gods)
3. You bas s shall shun gotry.
4. You bas s shall embrace Lesbianism.
5. You bas s shall kill all cats.


Well, that's all I've got for now.

I was with you until #5.

[peewee's lovechild]

do you guys drink ram's piss out of a stripper's boot while in front of a shrine thats a woman with 10 boobs

Replace "piss" with "Shiner Bock" and it's a definite possibility.

[CuckingFunt]

My entire ministry will be dedicated to destroying the city of New York.

Soooooooo 2001.

[peewee's lovechild]

Praise Jeezus!

I didn't think we'd go with Jesus.

You're ing this up.

[ORION]

The Commandments (so far):


5. You bas s shall kill all cats.


Well, that's all I've got for now.

Hey this wasn't in the brochure you gave me at the airport

[peewee's lovechild]

I was with you until #5.

That's because you're a slave to your cats.

Kill your cats and free yourself from the chains of stupidity and ignorance.
Your life will be better for it.
You will thank me.

Praise Brachmalan!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't think we'd go with Jesus.

You're ing this up.

How can Midge be ing it up? Wasn't it his idea in the first place?

You're a joke usurper.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey this wasn't in the brochure you gave me at the airport

We stopped at #4 for the brochure.

Ink's expensive, !!

[CuckingFunt]

That's because you're a slave to your cats.

Kill your cats and free yourself from the chains of stupidity and ignorance.
Your life will be better for it.
You will thank me.

Praise Brachmalan!!!!!!!

If that's the criteria, then all babies should be killed too.

[peewee's lovechild]

How can Midge be ing it up? Wasn't it his idea in the first place?

You're a joke usurper.

Reverend Midge = The Pope

PeeWee's Lovechild (a.k.a. Deacon PeeWee) = The brains of the outfit

[peewee's lovechild]

If that's the criteria, then all babies should be killed too.

Babies are okay.
They're 10x better than cats.

[CuckingFunt]

Reverend Midge = The Pope

PeeWee's Lovechild (a.k.a. Deacon PeeWee) = The brains of the outfit

Usurper.

Midge said he was ordained and changed his name to Reverend Midge, and you jumped on the idea like it was the New York Yankees.

[florige]

Babies are okay.
They're 10x better than cats.

What about if they cry during the TDK Deacon??

[midgetonadonkey]

Usurper.

Midge said he was ordained and changed his name to Reverend Midge, and you jumped on the idea like it was the New York Yankees.

haha

[peewee's lovechild]

Usurper.

Midge said he was ordained and changed his name to Reverend Midge, and you jumped on the idea like it was the New York Yankees.

I could accuse you of the same thing with that last part of your statement.