Free Quattro Razor (6)

[CuckingFunt]

I haven't had a hickey in years. I've never seen the appeal.

[peewee's lovechild]

I haven't had a hickey in years. I've never seen the appeal.

I think a hickey on your left ass cheek would be nice.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd be more than happy to help you with that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I gave Melmart a hickey on her right nipple.
It looked funny.

[CuckingFunt]

I've just always thought them to be somewhat silly. If I'm that lovey dovey with someone, I can think of a lot more things I'd like to do than have my ass cheek/neck/tummy/wherever sucked on.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've just always thought them to be somewhat silly. If I'm that lovey dovey with someone, I can think of a lot more things I'd like to do than have my ass cheek/neck/tummy/wherever sucked on.

I've never given a hickey out of love or anthing like that.
It's always been due to the heat of the passion.

I'm a biter.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's 9:20 pm.
I'm still at work.

I want to kill someone.

[peewee's lovechild]

I need sexual gratification.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was soooooooooo close.

[peewee's lovechild]

It sucks to have a hard on at work and do nothing about it.

[CuckingFunt]

I want to kill someone.

Me too.

But not because I'm at work.

And not because you're at work.

Just because... well, pretty much just because. My current lack of a videogame console has left me nowhere to channel my blood lust.

[CuckingFunt]

It sucks to have a hard on at work and do nothing about it.

Too bad Midge isn't there with you.

[midgetonadonkey]

It sucks to have a hard on at work and do nothing about it.

Go jack off.

[CuckingFunt]

Go jack off.

Solid advice.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't jack off.

Too many people watching.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish The Funt was here, then we'd let the good times role.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm going to call ashbeeigh . . . she's probably close by.

[CuckingFunt]

Solid advice.

Rock hard, solid, turgid, throbbing advice is what I really should have said.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to call ashbeeigh . . . she's probably close by.

I know that "desperate times call for desperate measures" is the ol' saying, but some things really are going a bit too far.

[CuckingFunt]

Go jack off.

Actually, the polite thing would be for you to drive over to the library and do it for him since it's arguing football with you that's got peewee all hot and bothered.

[midgetonadonkey]

Pee wee is the biggest homer I've ever met. The Cowboys, Irish and Yankees can't do wrong. He is a terrible sports fan.

[CuckingFunt]

As long as I'm alive, I will never understand the appeal of football.

[peewee's lovechild]

Pee wee is the biggest homer I've ever met. The Cowboys, Irish and Yankees can't do wrong. He is a terrible sports fan.

Each of them have great winning traditions, and I've been a fan ever since I was a kid.

You on the other hand: Oilers/Texans, Aggies, Astros.

'Nuff said.

You speak out of your bitterness.

[peewee's lovechild]

As long as I'm alive, I will never understand the appeal of football.

As long as you understand me, all is well.

[CuckingFunt]

you CuckingFunt for bringing the football conversation in here.