CuckingFunt is a goombah. Excellent!
Not so far. But it's probably best to be careful.Wait a minute.
CuckingFunt is Sicilian.
And works in the family business.
And every time she wants to get out, they pull her back in.
. . . . . . . . Props.
Please, I hope I've never said anything to offend you.
I prefer to think of myself as a guinea. Or, occasionally, a dago.
Okay, it's all good.
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Now go get your ing shinebox!
Nicely played.
I know you are only 1/2 lesbo, but I love alliteration. Therefore, you will now be known as the Dago .
It does have a certain ring to it.
For some reason now I keep hearing in my head "Dago " to the tune of "Edelweiss".
Is it in the dulcet tone of a dubbed Christopher Plummer?
I was thinking more along the lines of Julie Andrews sprawled on a grand piano, Dunhill languishing in an ashtray, high ball glass of single malt in one hand, and a riding crop in the other.
ooooooh!
*golf clap*
Blah!!!!!
Don't know why, but that made me think of Greg The Bunny.
Now, I loved that show.
In fact, I have the complete series on DVD.
Katy went and called me an asshole.
That .
It's not the first time, Joe. Settle down.
And I brought your shirt last Sunday. I think I got it dirty, too. Sorry.
WTF.
How the did my shirt get dirty, damnit?
Maybe she meant nasty, not dirty . . .
Well, that's a whole new can of beans.
Well, I was ... um ... you know ...
Damnit, Joe, I dropped it!
To atone for your mistake...you must now wear my shirt during the next rainstorm and stand outside in the rain.
I assume my shirt is still intact, and clean.
I will be in town the end of September to pick it up.
She sleeps in your shirt every night.
I'm not sure it's still clean.
I was expecting you this weekend, Shoog.
But this is good, I can use your shirt for a little while longer.
enjoy usin it as toilet paper replacement
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