Free Quattro Razor (3)

[midgetonadonkey]

damn lawbreakers, break the law and don't get caught. Unleash your inner republican

Telling a chick you've been in jail is how you get the pussy.

[ORION]

Yes, it will come up. I just had a background check a few weeks ago and mine from 2001 came up. Make sure you have proof that you completed everything.

yeah I'm done. I'm changing jobs and I put no to that part. I've worked for 2 companies since then and everything came back fine. Should I worry this time ? I hope they just look for convictions

[midgetonadonkey]

Get a PI once and your pussy volume will skyrocket. You will go from "no chance in I'm getting laid" to "I might get to touch a ty tonight".

[ORION]

Telling a chick you've been in jail is how you get the pussy.

word ! and calling your chick from jail at 3am is how to loose the pussy

[Trainwreck2100]

Telling a chick you've been in jail is how you get the pussy.

were you in county jail or assrape jail?

[midgetonadonkey]

yeah I'm done. I'm changing jobs and I put no to that part. I've worked for 2 companies since then and everything came back fine. Should I worry this time ? I hope they just look for convictions

Did it specifically ask about deferred adjudication or just convictions?

[ORION]

Did it specifically ask about deferred adjudication or just convictions?

damn it ! yes it asked for both but if I recall so did the others. If they ask I'll try and sweet talk. I say "oh I thought it said currently".

[midgetonadonkey]

If they ask just whip out your chile. They will completely forget about what they were just talking about.

[midgetonadonkey]

The old misdirection. Works every time.

[ORION]

If they ask just whip out your chile. They will completely forget about what they were just talking about.

whoa wait a minute ! I planned to have it out already

[Melmart1]

What the is a deferred adjudication?

[midgetonadonkey]

whoa wait a minute ! I planned to have it out already

Were you planning on having just the meat out or are you showing a nut as well?

[ORION]

The old misdirection. Works every time.

I hope. I mean it was a while and it never came up with my other employers. my last employer hired a convicted sex offender and they didn't know

[midgetonadonkey]

What the is a deferred adjudication?

It's when they dismiss the charges after serving a set period of probation and doing other like ing rehab for six months.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hope. I mean it was a while and it never came up with my other employers. my last employer hired a convicted sex offender and they didn't know

Is that your subtle way of telling us that you are a convicted sex offender?

[ORION]

Were you planning on having just the meat out or are you showing a nut as well?

I wasn't going to shave them so no but if you think I should have the old speed bags out I'll shave them

[Trainwreck2100]

I hope. I mean it was a while and it never came up with my other employers. my last employer hired a convicted sex offender and they didn't know

male or female?

[Melmart1]

Damn... sounds better than being a prison though.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wasn't going to shave them so no but if you think I should have the old speed bags out I'll shave them

Just the right one.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn... sounds better than being a prison though.

Well if I didn't take that I would've had to do two weeks with no probation or fines.

[Melmart1]

I wasn't going to shave them so no but if you think I should have the old speed bags out I'll shave them

For complete misdirection, its the frank AND the beans. All or nothing. So yeah, shave. Hairy beans are unappetizing.

[midgetonadonkey]

If I ever get busted again for anything I'm taking the two weeks.

[ORION]

Is that your subtle way of telling us that you are a convicted sex offender?

man I set myself up for that.
no it wasn't me but I don't think you can get deferred ajudication for a sex crime

[Melmart1]

two weeks sounds better than six months of rehab. but I guess I wouldnt know.

[Trainwreck2100]

If I ever get busted again for anything I'm taking the two weeks.

you should strive to not be busted then