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  1. #1451
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i used to know a chick in high school who would let half the football team run trains on her. she was some duck looking white .

    that got prego and had an abortion at least 3 times by the time she had graduated.
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    i used to know a chick in high school who would let half the football team run trains on her. she was some duck looking white .

    that got prego and had an abortion at least 3 times by the time she had graduated.
    Had you already come to terms with being a father yet?
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  3. #1453
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    *shudders*

    i wouldnt put the tip in for 10,000 bucks. her pussy probably had the same affect as a cigar cutter with all the std's that had.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    im proud to say ive never screwed a drunk chick and ive never taken advantage of a girls situation.
    You've never screwed a drunk chick even if you're drunk too? Interesting.
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    im proud to say ive never screwed a drunk chick and ive never taken advantage of a girls situation.
    what about a chick that was drugged up on xanax and or ambien ??
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    well... ive been drunk and done it with a sober chick..... but that's not really me taking advantage... that's her.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    what about a chick that was drugged up on xanax and or ambien ??
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    I've only ever heard "pulling a train" in reference to a female; unless ofcourse you're a.......oh I think I understand

    Did you read that carefully I said TO was going to bring one of his blackmail hos so we could pull a train on her. Sheesh do I have to break down everything for you?
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Did you read that carefully I said TO was going to bring one of his blackmail hos so we could pull a train on her. Sheesh do I have to break down everything for you?
    How else can I learn all this stuff?
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    im proud to say ive never screwed a drunk chick and ive never taken advantage of a girls situation.

    BULL !!
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  11. #1461
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    on what grounds?

    lies!
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    on what grounds?

    lies!

    You can't expect me to believe you have never taken advantage of a drunk girl. Have you never had drunken sex?
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  13. #1463
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I've never had sex with a drunk girl... I can still count the number of girls I've been with on one hand, so it's easy to keep track. 1 was a long term girl friend... the others were just FWB.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    You can't expect me to believe you have never taken advantage of a drunk girl. Have you never had drunken sex?
    But if both are drunk it's usually mutual consent. Or so I hear.
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    Damnit, Jman changed his post before I could quote it and ask how many of the girls he messed around with had Cheeto fingers and smelled like KFC (Beeville girl).
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Damnit, Jman changed his post before I could quote it and ask how many of the girls he messed around with had Cheeto fingers and smelled like KFC (Beeville girl).
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    haha... i forgot about beeville girl... cheeto fingers, i'd assume, would make very messy hand jobs.
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    haha... i forgot about beeville girl... cheeto fingers, i'd assume, would make very messy hand jobs.
    Orangey, too.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    haha... i forgot about beeville girl... cheeto fingers, i'd assume, would make very messy hand jobs.
    Oh yea. That's the kind of thing Atrain would not stand for. He'd toss her out of the car and tell her to off in a heartbeat.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    god damn that was annoying. i dont know why you mentioned her... now i cant get her pleas for whataburger out of my mind.
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    Oh yea. That's the kind of thing Atrain would not stand for. He'd toss her out of the car and tell her to off in a heartbeat.

    There is a plus side to getting a hand job from a girl with cheeto hands but if you have to ask what it is you just don't get it.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    There is a plus side to getting a hand job from a girl with cheeto hands but if you have to ask what it is you just don't get it.
    the only thing i can think of is that you suck your own wang to get the cheeto flavor off... but wangy cheeto crumbs doesnt sound appetizing at all.
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  23. #1473
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    atrain apparently wants to give fellatio to himself.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    atrain apparently wants to give fellatio to himself.
    He has the highest of standards
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    i'm sure you hear this often, maalox, but clean your box.
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