Insult the FAT guy, WIN a PRIZE!

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Main Entry: 1fat
Pronunciation: 'fat
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): fat·ter; fat·test
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English f[AE]tt, past participle of f[AE]tan to cram; akin to Old High German feizit fat
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Main Entry: 1 mantecca
Pronunciation: 'Gordo
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): Ponzone; Ponzona
Huge ass: Middle English, from Old English f[AE]tt, past participle of f[AE]tan to cram; akin to Old High German feizit fat

street slang:Fat ass/big bone mother er
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[Gatita]

You know you have a job waiting for you at Hooters.

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Main Entry: 1 mantecca
Pronunciation: 'Gordo
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): Ponzone; Ponzona

that is what we call my dads brother. and the guy is like 180 6'2

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[Leetonidas]

[bigzak25]

Well...if you put in the context that one of his "mentors" accidentally set himself of fire with a propane torch while cooking up his crack pipe it makes perfect sense...

don't hate on my man pryor...he IS the KING of comedy.

all my mentors were ed...

Pryor,
Farley,
Belushi,
Ghandi....

did you know muhatma smoked rocks?

little known fact....

[bigzak25]

oh, don't forget Biggie, that nikka dead too...

[bigzak25]

hmmm...

Theres an eerie quiet in Pomona since someone made the Lorena Bobbitt reference.

luckily, she only cut bout 6 inches off...just call me the nub machine...



and she'll never take my glorious glorious balls....can you say the same bout your mrs.?

[bigzak25]

Why add insult to injury?
It appears to me that Big Zak believes he has found himself but in
reality is more lost now than he has ever been.
His desire to openly express himself in this forum is a
scream for acceptance of his actions and desires.
The consequences of our actions sometimes leads us
to want approval from our family and friends and thus can
lead to denial in other areas of our lives.
His new found faith, while great for Big Zak, can be
a constant annoyance to others.
He needs to ask himself..or in his case…”Selfs….who am I really?”
He will find that the answer is he is a
combination of many personalities, good and bad,
that make up the great person known as Big Zak.
But the big picture Mr. Zak needs to keep in mind is
that while some of his “personalities” may offend some,
the Big Zak that we all know is there is the one we
choose to love.

well, if this doesn't prove that Dr. Phil is an Oprah lap dog that don't know ...nothing will...

hey doc, maybe you should check out phych for dummies....it might help...

thanks for the help though...i'm gonna chill cuz K will kick my ass for talking too much smack...

[bigzak25]

oh...your gonna pay for that one asshole...

why is my belly hanging to one side?

maybe i shoudl chew more with the left side of my mouf...

[bigzak25]

You know you have a job waiting for you at Hooters.

not bad....i still got love for you sista even if your the current black sheep...

and i'm a little disturbed with myself for finding that brian spanking lois gif kinda hot...

[bigzak25]

Gig, your time is coming with my rebuttal rap...but i'm downing miller lites with my homeboys at the tavern, so you gonna have to wait...be afraid...i'm gonna tear your skinny white boy crack volleyball playing shower peaking ass up....wigga what?

[ALVAREZ6]

:vomit

[bigzak25]

there is no way in that u will beat my flow
takin the tampax outta your pussy is the only flowin u know
you look like a cross between shrek and a bear
at least u arent green, and if u were, i know u wouldnt care
cuz u are a middle aged got with no money
pretty soon u will be broker cuz i will take your Honey
its pretty sad that u got a wife but never get laid
the last time u did it was by Ga a who has AIDS!

okay....that's 2 strikes my friend....make fun of me? no problem. especially if it's funny...

but bring my wifey into your raps? you tip-toeing a line nikka.

i'll give you one last chance to step back...cross the line one more time...your gonna learn your lesson the hard way...

i got love for you dawg, but your the bark, and i'm the bite...just remember that ....don't poke the bear...do it too many times and he'll wake up and eat you. now peace...go in peace...

[bigzak25]

check out em nipples


did his head juss get smaller?

oh no you didn't...

awesome...your in the top 10....

[bigzak25]

MAN, I just now opened this thread for the first time. What a trip. Not the pics but the whole concept. Zak is the man.

Damn, this fool is lucky to have a wife and someone that loves him. Shyttt, bro, you better stick with what you got and get off this forum cuz these Spurstalk ladies just aint havin it. Beleive me bra, I tried

1st, thanks for the support bigdawg...youda Man too...no doubt...


as for luck? has nothing to do with it.

I'm Blessed. God and Jesus have blessed me.

as for those that doubt...that's okay...cuz one day...they'll doubt no more...

[bigzak25]

Here you go, Sac. I'm sure this not what you expected when you started this thread but it's what you deserve.

No one is going to come in here and insult you for being fat and make it hurt you .. you know you are fat, you look in the mirror everyday. Unfortunately you don't look in the mirror and see what a messed up person you are becoming.

You threw away blunts and porn and call yourself a Christian and think that you can now rise to the top on his Power. Well you need to come a little cleaner than that. You cheated on your wife (who cares if you weren't married yet .. she was your fiancee) multiple times.

Why? Because you are such a pitiful creature that it gave you some sort of validation that you could stick your small into a hole of ? ing isn't that powerful, anyone can do it. Dogs, cats, sloths and rats. Anyone and everyone can . It's no accomplishment.

And now, years later instead of living with your own guilt you decided to come clean to your wife and tell her the truth. I'm sure that you tell yourself that you told her the truth just because she deserved to know. That's a bunch of crap, you told her the truth to rid yourself of the burden of guilt and falsely raise yourself up.

Now you tell her day and night that you don't need her and then you try to justify your asshole behavior by saying that you are doing it for her own good, so she can find strength. Again, excuses and B.S. You do it because you get some kind of sick gratification/empowerment out of trying to control her. Just like she told me that you said she shouldn't talk in public anymore without going through you. I don't know who the you think you are, but she can talk wherever and whenever she wants. You aren't her teacher and you aren't her master -- you are ONLY her partner.

Just because you went to Chicago and got pumped up by some wannabe comics telling you that you were funny and could make it big, got some fake attention from the women there, and had an awakening of your own, doesn't make you a master or a teacher and it certainly doesn't give you any right to treat your wife poorly.

Marriage is a partnership. It's about love, trust, honesty and beauty. It's about having a partner that makes you whole. It's not about manipulating and controlling. And it's not about putting your partner down because they aren't adhering to your new agenda.

I understand that your wife loves you. But you need to turn this situation around and quick. Or your lonely, poor ass is going to be crying on the streets, jacking off your small to JLH porn for the rest of your life.

ok, you get extra points for the pitiful creature and small remarks...and I must say, you ARE Right about me unloading my guilt...when i first confessed, i was drunk as ...last time i was drunk by the way....and i ed up.

If i had to do it again? THAT WOULD GO TO THE GRAVE WITH ME...I'm pissed at myself for telling her...I passed on the hurt to her...I won't ever forgive myself for that ...I would have rather God burned me a little longer in than to have my wifey have all that in her mind right now....

i made mistakes years ago, and then I MADE AN EVEN BIGGER ONE by telling her the truth....i don't want to ever up like that again...that's why i'll never get drunk again...i'll drink...i like beer...but i won't get drunk....don't get me wrong...i ed up...i don't even blame the alcohol...but i don't ever want to be not in control of myself again...


okay...a few more points for telling me i get a sick gratification out of trying to control my wife...that hurts deep since i am in fact doing the exact opposite...

and i didn't tell her she couldn't talk in public anymore...i told her that when it's MY Business...i.e. My Photo Shoot...My Job, etc, that yeah, if she's got questions, ASK ME...she made me feel like a 5 year old kid...that pissed me off...i told her so....but even then...i realize my mistake....NOW? I may not like it...but I agree with you...she can say whatever the she wants whenever she wants....but if i don't like it? i'm gonna tell her about it...that's my right too....

and while i may be NO teacher....there is only ONE Teacher in my opinion...I AM AN EXAMPLE...it will be upto others to decide whether i'm a good one or a bad one....i'm just gonna live my life the best i can and let the chips fall where they may....

when i went to chicago, nobody told me i was funny, nobody told me i could make it bit, and i didn't get any fake attention from women...i made friends and started my education...no more, no less....

and I am learning all about marriage...i won't pretend to have all the answers, but i'll tell you this...i'm getting wiser by the day...and me and wifey have been together since Jan 96...i must be doing something right huh?

more points for the lonely, poor, crying inthe streets jacking to JLH porn smack....very nice....

i'm sorry Kori, I'd put you in the running, but since you own this site?

I don't think it would be fair...and i gotta be honest, i sense too much Love and Concern in your post...and this contest is about pure venom...


Honestly though Kori, Thank-You.

I know you tell me what you do out of Love for a friend. Thanks Big Sister, and thanks to your Hubby aka, Da Man we know as Timvp for dealing with the yelling in the house when you were trying to set me straight...

[bigzak25]

This thread was hilarious at the start! Now it's just depressing.
Zak when you say you're a late bloomer.... damn you're LATE! I don't know you but you seemed to have gushed everything about yourself and all I can say is GROW UP and humble yourself a little.. then maybe you'll find what you're looking for.

sweetheart, i feel what you r sayin, but i don't understand how you can tell me to humble myself...didn't you notice? i posted two picks of myself without my shirt and told people to make fun of me with all they got...if that's not humbling myself, i don't know what is...

[bigzak25]

I gotta give Zak credit for one thing. He can be one hardheaded determined mofo even when he is dead wrong. He has taken a cyber slapping in this forum over the last 36 hours like I have never seen before and he has still not backed down an inch. Damn.

The only thing even close that I remember is SpursFan (Marcus) and I mowing down anti-arena posters in the summer of '99.

Thanks Cosmic...i think i've always been stubborn, but you are right, I'll never back down again...I've got The Faith...it moves mountains...

[bigzak25]

i know who i'd pick for the winner, but i said i'd let the forum decide, so i'm gonna post the 5 best and post a poll....winner take all...

it will be a public vote, so don't none of you bas s vote more than once....i'll be watching and maybe Kori and LJ can help me make sure no one is multiple voting...


Also, if your screenname is still green?

Don't bother voting...i'll recount in my head and eliminate your vote...i want the votes of the peeps that have been here....but thanks to all!!!

I'll try to get the poll up by Sunday night...

[bigzak25]

u are still a fat who cheats on his wife. u are going no where in this world Sac.

you big meanie...

[bigzak25]

So you abandoned your responsibility to your wife and your family in order to chase a dream?

Adults don't do that.

thanks for the advice....so i take it you consider yourself an adult?

Sure, there's another career I'd love to go off and do, but I have responsibilities. Adults take care of responsibilities. And Christians put their own selfish dreams aside to take care of others first.

You know nothing about that. Your behavior is the diametrical opposite of a Christ-follower.

oh....wow...i WAS wrong...now i see the light...thanks!

I have this thing called contentment. I have this thing called peace. Sure, I'd love to live in a mountain meadow somewhere in my log cabin, and spend half my life backcountry camping. But that's not life. And I'm content with what I have, because I know whatever problems I may encounter on my worst day pale in comparison to what 99% of the world goes through on a good day, because I'm so incredibly lucky to have been born American.

And most of what I complain about in real life are my own shortcomings and limitations.

I have a wife that I spend every day finding ways to love and cherish her the best I can. And taking the at ude that her needs come first has made me much happier and more content than if I were setting out selfishly on my own and forcing her to come in tow.

And that's what you have done. You have been acting incredibly selfishly, and doing it under the guise of having become a born-again Christian.

I'm surprised your wife has put up with you this long.

No. If your wife leaves you and you have no choice but to come crawling back to Texas, THEN you will have hit rock bottom.

1st of all, never mistake contentment with peace. They are almost direct opposites. As for being suprised my wife has put up with me this long? Yeah, well that makes 2 of us...

As for me crawling back to Texas? uh oh, too late...i'm already back...and I flew, didn't crawl...southwest airlines rocks! it's quicker too...

If/When my wife leaves me? That will be her choice, NOT MINE, and it will be the biggest mistake of her life...but it won't happen...i won't let it...we are meant to be...we are ONE...and so it shall be, forever more...unless she really really wants to leave me...in that case...I'll pray for her and wish her the best...I love her...always have, always will...

[jaffies]

Also, if your screenname is still green?

Don't bother voting...i'll recount in my head and eliminate your vote...i want the votes of the peeps that have been here

my name's still green...do I count?

[bigzak25]

u Sac, the other day u asked for this
tonight im gonna bend over your wife, her, then split

Strike 3. Your out.


time bigzak starts to flow, 5:05....



alright g-i-g, i've heard your flow,
i tried to be nice, you your kinda slow,
so now you get dealt like the dog you are,
you kept pushing bigzak, but now you pushed too far,

so forgive me Lord, what i'm about to do,
i turned the other cheek, just like you,
but this wigga kept hittin, no mercy,
so no he'll get beat like he didn't forsee,

alright , you done called me out,
i tried to whisper, but it's time to shout,
you think your big bad and the in man,
but you bout to learn and become a fan,

of me, the one the only big z,
the one that could yo whole family,
but i chose the peace, the troof, and the love,
til you crossed the line, now your getting the glove,

so bend over , i'm talkin to you,
i'm stickin it in till your face turns blue,
and don't your worry, you'll get your chance,
to turn around and open mouf wide, your victory dance,

you asked for the best, so now you got it,
i tried to be nice, but now i forgot it,
can you remember back to when you were young?
back when you swallowed your 1st loada ?

what what his name? uncle D?
spread your ass wide and made you scream...
he made you cry, and you wondered why,
now you catch yourself looking at all fly guys,

so you pimp and act, and try to be bad,
but you don't like chics just, and it makes you mad,
it's all a front, you think we don't know?
that when it comes to suck, you choose to blow...

but that's okay, it's not all bad,
it's not your fault you were ed by your dad,
so wake up punk, i'm talkin to you,
stop using chicks to pull yourself through,

your a user dawg, and a in hater,
and later on tonight your a masterbater,
to, all the porn you create, your actin ,
you like the shakes,

so stop your lying, stop your trying,
grow the up and stop denying,
and maybe one day you realize,
that within you's the power to in rise,

to, a level, that you can't even see,
and in level that sets your ass free,
i'm talking bout my nikka above,
the one that taught me how to love,

the one that showes us all the way,
taught us to bow, taught us to pray,
but that noise, you called the pain,
and now from your eyes it'll in rain,

so learn your lesson, and don't come back,
i don't like to hate, it's not bigzak,
but when you cross the line, you will get dealt,
so pick yourself up, that's the end of the melt...

[bigzak25]

my name's still green...do I count?

okay, you count.

green names by request only....it's just to keep peeps from making new screen names and messing up the vote...nothing more than that bigdawg...one post makes you a family member at spurstalk...i just want the vote to be legit, you dig...

[jaffies]

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