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  1. 07-20-2008 #126
    angelbelow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynasty
    Gistamine, the Shot Blocker

    (some of you may get that)
    clever.
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  2. 07-20-2008 #127
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    James Gist eats lightning and craps thunder
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    The Gistapo will kill all in James Gist's way.
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    James Gist predicted Nostradamus
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  5. 07-20-2008 #130
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    James Gist was drafted with the 57th pick because teams were afraid they couldnt control him.
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  6. 07-20-2008 #131
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    Quote Originally Posted by I. Hustle
    When James Gist built stone hedge it only took half as long as it did for him to build the pyramids
    in fairness, stone henge was a much easier construction.
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  7. 07-20-2008 #132
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    Gist!
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  8. 07-20-2008 #133
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    Garden of Gistemane - Where James prayed for the poor souls of those who tried to drive in the lane and lost their lives because of his monstrous shot blocks..
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  9. 07-20-2008 #134
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    Question: "Which came 1st, the chicken or the egg?"

    Answer: "James Gist."

    Now let that one marinate....
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  10. 07-20-2008 #135
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    James Gist ALWAYS brings a knife to a gunfight....

    James Gist has never lost a gunfight.....

    No one has ever been mortally wounded in a gunfight with James Gist....

    Let that one marinate as well.....
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    Off-topic, but after all this, I'm going to be really disappointed if he doesn't make the team.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynasty
    Off-topic, but after all this, I'm going to be really disappointed if he doesn't make the team.
    Gist doesn't have to worry about making the team...

    He informs them if he's wiiling to play.

    G.I.S.T.

    Gods Individual Security Taskforce
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  13. 07-20-2008 #138
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    "Gist fought the law....and the law didn't win"....as a matter of fact it's still recovering in the Intensive Care Unit of some hospital yet to be identified.
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    yes what ive been saaaaying.. as soon as i heard we got gist.. i was more excited than the news of getting hill.. ive seen him play in maryland and was convinced he was a beast
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  15. 07-20-2008 #140
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buddy Holly
    Survivor originally intended to write 'Eye of the Gist' but after Gist deemed them unworthy of writing a song about him, Survivor then decided to write about a much less superior animal.
    Wasn't that Glass Tiger or something like that?

    Oh yeah
    James, the greatest 'Gist' of all.
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    James Gist sees you when you are sleeping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BLACKJACK21
    G.I.S.T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelbelow
    James Gist was drafted with the 57th pick because teams were afraid they couldnt control him.
    Also because Manu was taken with the same pick so it's some sort of kabalistic pick for RC...
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  18. 07-20-2008 #143
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    Google won't search for James Gist because it knows you don't find James Gist, he finds you.
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    James Gist knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy

    James Gist qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car
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    Gist turned down Obama for VEEP.

    Gist doesn't play second to anyone...

    James Clark Gist=The New Man of Steel who would have stopped the Joker five seconds into the Dark Knight movie..
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    PS--

    Forgot to say also--

    Kobe gave James Gist diamonds after Gist banged Kobe's wife...

    And...

    Superman reads Gist comic books...
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    Gist Begins
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    When James Gist jumps in water he doesn't get wet, the water gets James Gist.
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    Gist was drafted to provide defense against Manu's hair loss.
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    James Gist was cut from his 7th grade basketball team. There were no survivors.
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