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I haven't done jack at work today.
Damn you USTREAM!
when does it move on to still life?
Damn you USTREAM!
Damn you USTREAM!
I blame Facebooks Graffiti for my lack of job performance ...
I found another animal cam to watch......
I blame Facebooks Graffiti for my lack of job performance ...
I've observed ...
I am 7 classes away from my degree!!
Observation for today ...
I work with a bunch of dumb s!
you just now noticed that?
It's become more apparent today ...
I observed you observing.
I observed that
I didn't know Stalkers had classes..I've observed ...
I am 7 classes away from my degree!!
Is that where you learn to stalk? What's the degree?
Peeping 101I didn't know Stalkers had classes..
So I get to work this morning and park my car. The person next to me backed in to their parking spot so my drivers side and theirs are next to each other. I didn't realize that they were still in their car. The car door opens and catches my attention and this chick starts to get out. She still hadn't fully gotten dressed yet because she had on a very loose low cut top that let me see her in all her glory. This chick is stacked and I practically got a lap dance. She had dropped something so was bent over for a little while trying to pick it up. Then she went around to the other side of the car and grabbed her sweater to put it on. The whole time she was leaning over and moving stuff around trying to get to it. The funbags were a bouncin' and then she finally put it on.
Good morning to me.
you dirty lucky dog you!
The store never closes, does it?
We got moved to a new building. We have about 3,500 people working here and there is no shortage of busty broads. It's like there is something in the water. In my corner of the building alone there is enough boob to feed a small country.
Now as most of you all can tell I am a boob man. I like a nice ass too don't get me wrong but I do notice the chesticles.
I went to Alamo Cafe on Saturday and noticed that every chick that worked there was a member of the IBTC. Not that some of them didn't look nice but I was shocked to notice they were all mosquito bites.
Well on my out I was waiting chilling in the front for a sec and noticed one waitress with a very nice rack. I didn't know if it was that it was really nice or if it was just really nice in comaprison though.
Oh and while I was pumping gas at this Valero by the house this chick walked by with a waist as big as my wrist and an ass as flat as a wall but with a set of tets that were huge. I thought she was going to fall over. She was wearing a revealing top and they were just bouncing and jiggling all over the place. Don't get me wrong I would have liked to have buried my face in them but it just looked weird on a girl that was so damn skinny.
I never saw that chick again.
I observed that I drank too much this weekend and now don't want to be at work.
What happened? Was she giving it up? You were supposed to update us.Hmmm observations this morning...
My partner need to go to the doctor and is too stubborn...He had sinus drainage go to his chest last week...he was bad on Friday and he is even worse now. Has that "death rattle" when he breathes and is coughing up some nasty . Dumb ass. I told him he was gonna end up in the hospital with pneumonia if he didn't do something...
I think my secretary/book keeper has a boyfriend. She has always been a dumpy dresser and normally just wears a step above sweats to work. A couple of years ago she started taking some classes at SAC after work. About 6 months ago she all of a sudden started dressing up on her class days...she has taken at least one 3 hour lunch a week for the last month...this is a "class" day and is waddling around the office today in her tight jeans and me heels. Her husband called last week while she was on one of her long lunches and I was like uhhh...dang dude...you don't know where she is? She was all dressed up to go out to lunch and I thought she was with YOU
My observations:
It's almost 2 weeks into the school year and ds is still not in the right math class. Because I homeschooled his Alg 1 Honors class (he passed Geometry H with an A but that's accredited thru Florida Virtual School), they haven't a clue what to do with him (even though I did the same exact thing with older ds). So here I am trying to remember combinations and permutations to teach this kid so he doesn't fall too far behind when they eventually put him in the right class. I am so frustrated - I call and email everyday and even print off the State Transfer of Credits for them and they totally ignore that they are to place him in the next sequential class (Alg 2 H) and if he has a 2.0 gpa at the end of the first quarter, they can validate his previous class. Of course, almost 1/3 of the 1st quarter will soon be over and he doesn't have any math grades!
Homeschooling is much easier than dealing with this administration.
Was in line to pick up a smoked turkey salad at this bbq joint close to where I work. As I stood there, a lady walks in. I smile and say hi. Then a guy walks in after her. She is still looking so he walks up to place his order. He mentions that he has to run out to his car and grab his wallet. She watches him and places her order.
When he comes back in, she says, "You might want to place your handicap placard on your car since you are parked in a handicap spot." He says he forgot to put it on but will. He then walks out and turns to another guy that was there and says, "He doesn't have one. My husband is handicapped and I am pretty sensitive to that."
Then I notice that she is parked in a handicap spot. Yes, her car has all the right tags but there is not a damn thing wrong with her.
What is wrong with these idiots? She did the exact same thing that she was getting upset with him about.
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