The Dallas Mavericks: A History of Choking

[Findog]

apparently we're not pretty enough to be gay.

just ask oli.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Advice: The "Mav Krew" would look less gay if they stopped defending each other vs. "mean" spurfans

Spurfan seems to have a good amount of expertise on what's gay.

[clambake]

And lol @ spur fan for using 06, our beloved Manu choked just as bad as Dirk did that year.

FWIW, if the mavs lose i'm pulling for the spurs.

[oligarchy]

apparently we're not pretty enough to be gay.

just ask oli.

I don't give a that your gay and ugly. You mavs krew just stare at the back of each other's head when you run train on each other.

[Findog]

still, defending each other like a bunch of dragqueens in Castro District is a little too much.

Hey, before this thread descends into "You're gay!" "No, you're gay!" drivel, let the record show that:

1) it's 2010, so phobia is the work of a small mind, and...

2) Unprompted, you've been posting photos of effeminate gay men making out, so I'll let you work that out for yourself.

[clambake]

I don't give a that your gay and ugly. You mavs krew just stare at the back of each other's head when you run train on each other.

geez, do you think about anything else?

anything?

[Findog]

geez, do you think about anything else?

anything?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I don't give a that your gay and ugly.

You have an avatar and sig about how Findog's lack of hair bothers you, that's a strange way of showing you don't give a .

[Findog]

You have an avatar and sig about how Findog's lack of hair bothers you, that's a strange way of showing you don't give a .

[Muser]

FWIW, if the mavs lose i'm pulling for the spurs.

And vice-versa. Nice to see some classy knowledgeable fans on this board .

[Findog]

And vice-versa. Nice to see some classy knowledgeable fans on this board .

What's funny is that back in the early nineties when the Mavs were awful and the Spurs were up and coming with Robinson, I used to root for San Antonio in the playoffs.

[oligarchy]

You have an avatar and sig about how Findog's lack of hair bothers you, that's a strange way of showing you don't give a .

But, I don't have an avatar and signature with half-naked men, professing other people are gay.

I'm seriously trying to help the man out.

1. He's a Mavs Fan
2. He's Bald
3. He has no car
4. He gay
5. He's a Mavs Fan

I can't help with anything other than the Bald thing, and maybe the car thing, but I can only work one miracle at time.

Until I collect enough money for his hair, he'll have to stick to his Reebok's

[clambake]

could you imagine being trapped in a real conversation with this guy?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

But, I don't have an avatar and signature with half-naked men, professing other people are gay.

I'm seriously trying to help the man out.

1. He's a Mavs Fan
2. He's Bald
3. He has no car
4. He gay
5. He's a Mavs Fan

I can't help with anything other than the Bald thing, and maybe the car thing, but I can only work one miracle at time.

Until I collect enough money for his hair, he'll have to stick to his Reebok's

I thought you said you didn't give a ?

[oligarchy]

God Bless whoever donated the first 5 cents to Findog's HairClub. You have purchased at least one hair.

[Shank]

[Muser]

What's funny is that back in the early nineties when the Mavs were awful and the Spurs were up and coming with Robinson, I used to root for San Antonio in the playoffs.

I don't buy into this hated rivalry . I also don't get why Spur fans hate Dirk with such a boiling passion..The mans got some serious game.

Ah well, just gotta ignore the bags and talk some basketball.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

oligarchy is approaching benjarvusot otron status.

[Findog]

could you imagine being trapped in a real conversation with this guy?

Not if he licks his lips like Ben Affleck when he thinks about other dudes

[Spurfan]

Mavs, choking idiots, we won 4 championships and you guys are talking ? Can't wait to see Dirk choke again this year!

[Halberto]

Not against your team they do. I'm just saying your typical Spurs fan sounds like a making fun of the Mavericks for being chokers. Especially after hiding out in the mouthbreather section upstairs all season while the Spurs struggled.

They have choked against the Spurs before, but not on the same scale. I'll give you that. This isn't a "typical Spurs fan", this is just a typical poster on this board. But to be fair, you've got to realize that it will be brought up consistently until the Mavs pull an upset and/or win the championship.

[oligarchy]

I thought you said you didn't give a ?

I don't care that he's gay. I don't care about the homeless guy under the bridge near my work, either. Sometimes, you feel a bit philanthropic and want to contribute to a cause that you think might help the world.

I've given that bum 5 dollars, but he spent it on beer. Let's see what the Findog does with his hair money. He's at 5 cents. Do you wish to contribute?

[Shank]

Mavs, choking idiots, we won 4 championships and you guys are talking ? Can't wait to see Dirk choke again this year!

Is this Bump's troll?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I don't care that he's gay

I thought you didn't care that he was ugly either?

[Findog]

They have choked against the Spurs before, but not on the same scale. I'll give you that. This isn't a "typical Spurs fan", this is just a typical poster on this board. But to be fair, you've got to realize that it will be brought up consistently until the Mavs pull an upset and/or win the championship.

It's one thing to bring up the Mavs playoff history and use it to argue that they'll come up short again. I wouldn't be inclined to disagree.

It's another for a Spurs fan to make fun of the Mavs given the history of the past five years. It's like me making fun of the Warriors or Heat.