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    America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

    Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.
    You and everyone else has posted that here multiple times.

    No longer funny.

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    Come on, surely you have one more good run of leg riders for me to smack down.

    , a midsize redfish fights harder.

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    Since I wasn't asking anyone to produce a transcript, but was being requested to produce a degree, the poster in question should be contacted by you and told he's a failure in the "entertain others" department.
    you got butthurt that Kyle Orton didn't believe you and you were ready to take it to him.

    He won, you failed.

    At the same time, however, the poster who requested that I show my degree should be held to the same standards, but I have quickly discovered that there are no such standards here. It's a kindergarten of posters who are so wrapped around themselves and their video game friends (nothing even NBA related) that any such notion of a standard is immediately laughed out of the room.
    You getting owned by kindergartners is telling.

    As far as displaying butt hurt: How do you determine that a poster is displaying butt hurt? Since you have nothing to go from except their writings, you are left to battle your own confirmation bias while judging their words to be a display of butthurtedness. Some of you (you included) lose that battle regularly. This is why the term "gnsf" gets tossed about here so casually as if it's a bad word. Confirmation bias instantly puts users you do not know in the "wrong" and users you do know in the "right" regardless of the content of their posts.
    You getting mad that a faceless poster doesn't believe you are smart is a great display of butthurt.

    You being willing to drive somewhere and prove your smartness equals epic fail.

    I don't take it personally.
    yes you did.

    Here's what I requested: definition for "fail" on a forum
    Definition for "fail" on a forum is the same as in Webster's Dictionary.

    I've gone above and beyond and provided you an example of a specific example of a forum failure.

    Most of the rest is common sense.

    Now let's be honest with each other: This entire forum is a troll forum. This one, the ones below it... all if it is nothing but a large troll fest. But that's ok. There's always that easy button.
    Let's be reallll honest with each other:

    You wish all the trolls would laugh at your witty comebacks.

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    You and everyone else has posted that here multiple times.

    No longer funny.
    aww, that's too bad...have you heard this one:

    America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

    Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

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    you got butthurt that Kyle Orton didn't believe you and you were ready to take it to him.

    He won, you failed.
    That's a red herring (and you are moving goalposts).

    Show where I requested a transcript.

    I wasn't butthurt, I wanted his money.
    You getting owned by kindergartners is telling.
    When the judge is also a kindergartner, it's really not.
    You getting mad that a faceless poster doesn't believe you are smart is a great display of butthurt.
    You seeing anger in a disagreement is a great display of immaturity.
    You being willing to drive somewhere and prove your smartness equals epic fail.
    I would fly, but it only equals fail if I don't get paid for doing so. If he showed with the money, it equals 500 dollars in my pocket. Some of us don't have mommy and daddy to run to for pocket change.
    yes you did.
    No I didn't. There I said it last, I win.
    Definition for "fail" on a forum is the same as in Webster's Dictionary.
    Ok, post it here.
    I've gone above and beyond and provided you an example of such failure.
    You failed.
    Let's be reallll honest with each other:

    You wish all the trolls would laugh at your witty comebacks.
    So you think they are witty? I would say "honestly" but you've made the pinkie shake.

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    aww, that's too bad...have you heard this one:

    America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

    Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.
    No, that one is pretty cool.

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    aww, that's too bad...have you heard this one:

    America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

    Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.
    That's funny! Thanks for sharing.

    I need some help with a delicate situation. I think my ring came off in DMC's mom's butthole when she sneezed the other night. Is it bad form to ask him (DMC) to check her stool for me? I mean next time he is doing that. No need for a special search.

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    That's funny! Thanks for sharing.

    I need some help with a delicate situation. I think my ring came off in DMC's mom's butthole when she sneezed the other night. Is it bad form to ask him (DMC) to check her stool for me? I mean next time he is doing that. No need for a special search.
    That won't be hard. Just bring a shovel. She's been dead for 15 years.

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    That won't be hard. Just bring a shovel.
    or a straw.

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    That's funny! Thanks for sharing.

    I need some help with a delicate situation. I think my ring came off in DMC's mom's butthole when she sneezed the other night. Is it bad form to ask him (DMC) to check her stool for me? I mean next time he is doing that. No need for a special search.
    tbh if it was a gold or platinum ring then I'm sure DMC would look for you. Anything less than that and I would cut your losses

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    That won't be hard. Just bring a shovel. She's been dead for 15 years.
    That explains the smell.

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    I actually LOLed.

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    That won't be hard. Just bring a shovel. She's been dead for 15 years.
    Sorry to hear, at least you're making her proud

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    Sorry to hear, at least you're making her proud
    Or relieving her misery, either way.

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    I actually LOLed.
    I was going to buy her a but now I can save the money.
    I guess Spurstalk really does make a difference.

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    I was going to buy her a but now I can save the money.
    I guess Spurstalk really does make a difference.
    A dust buster would be better.

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    Well, I got off a really bad pun and a few momma jokes. Going to call it a day. Go SPURS.

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    Well, I got off a really bad pun and a few momma jokes. Going to call it a day. Go SPURS.
    Dead momma jokes rule

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    Dead momma jokes rule
    Yeah. They're funny.

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    But you're going to for them. Funny yes, but .

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    That's a red herring (and you are moving goalposts).

    Show where I requested a transcript.

    I wasn't butthurt, I wanted his money.
    I never said you requested a transcript, but clarify for the record.

    True or false: you were ready to take your transcript to show a troll how smart you are.

    When the judge is also a kindergartner, it's really not.

    You seeing anger in a disagreement is a great display of immaturity.
    Name calling is for kindergartners.

    I would fly, but it only equals fail if I don't get paid for doing so. If he showed with the money, it equals 500 dollars in my pocket. Some of us don't have mommy and daddy to run to for pocket change.

    No I didn't. There I said it last, I win.
    You were willing to fly just to prove your smartness?

    Crofl. You absolutely took it personal.

    Ok, post it here.
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=definition+of+fail

    So you think they are witty? I would say "honestly" but you've made the pinkie shake.
    You are moving the goal posts.

    You are wishing you were witty to the trolls.

    You are failing at being witty to the trolls.

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    Posting butthurt on my wall lol

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    I never said you requested a transcript, but clarify for the record.

    True or false: you were ready to take your transcript to show a troll how smart you are.
    False.

    I was going to take my degree to prove I had it and win 500 dollars. I go there to eat anyhow.

    It had nothing to do with proving how "smart" I am. Degrees do not make you smart just as NBA championships don't make you a good team. You have to be the good team first. However, plenty of degreed people are not very smart. I've never claimed to be smart.

    So... based on your standards.. you've failed again.
    Name calling is for kindergartners.
    Not really. Married adults do it all the time.
    You were willing to fly just to prove your smartness?
    No, I was willing to fly because I have to be there to do work. I wanted to pick up extra cash.
    Crofl. You absolutely took it personal.
    Argument by repe ion is a logical fallacy.
    You've met that a few times already. Where have I met it?
    You are moving the goal posts.
    No you are. You mentioned someone requesting a transcript and I asked you to show it. You then switched to a bet about a degree.
    You are wishing you were witty to the trolls.
    You said I was witty. I was only commenting on your statement.
    You are failing at being witty to the trolls.
    Prove I wish I was witty to the trolls.

    What kind of special pleading are you going to make to attempt to salvage dignity here? Aren't you in way over your head already? It's taking you 30 minutes to get your quote tags and all that in order, we are 2 pages away from the post you were quoting. We are on my dead mom now. Keep up. Damn Steve Blake.

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    Posting butthurt on my wall lol
    You will be kissing my ass soon enough. Just watch.

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    LOL. Proving my point about you being jealous of the attention I give other
    posters lol. Somebody please be this tricks friend, he's dying for one

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