Most Annoying Facebook Statuses

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Eh. He gave her a taste of her own medicine. They have a maid. How hard would it be to sweep a damn floor? Did her rant on Facebook say "oh, he beats me" "oh, he talks to me like crap" "oh, I never get this"????? No, she said " you, mom" " you, dad" and get someone to feed you when you're old on a laptop that she didn't lift a finger to buy.

[Toby Keith]

He's the Toby Keith of parenting

A dumb gun toting redneck who s his failures as a parent to the public for attention and money.

That's quite a sad story....wait a minute........"sad story" where have I seen this before?

Oh yeah, 9/11. Sweet! Another tragedy that I can pretend to care about but really use it to just make a few bucks out of it. Now to think of the lyrics......

"She was a smalltown girl......
just trying to facebooooook!"

[SA210]

Eh. He gave her a taste of her own medicine. They have a maid. How hard would it be to sweep a damn floor? Did her rant on Facebook say "oh, he beats me" "oh, he talks to me like crap" "oh, I never get this"????? No, she said " you, mom" " you, dad" and get someone to feed you when you're old on a laptop that she didn't lift a finger to buy.

[Agloco]

No, actually I am a parent of a respectful, high-achieving teenager.

This man talks about his self-en led kid and then seems to lack the self-awareness that maybe he is partially to blame for how his daughter behaves. The notion that his response is proportional to her rant is ridiculous. The adults are supposed to have self-control. I just can not imagine where the daughter inherited a tendency to go off half- ed and post her family business for all the world to see.

+1

As I stated, albeit more plainly:

lol at the father wondering why his kid disrespects him.

I've cut my wrist, why am I bleeding?

[DeadlyDynasty]

"prayers needed"

[timtonymanu]

- Multiple hashtags after people post pictures

[ohmwrecker]

This chick today posted an article about the sun flipping it's polarity and said, I you not . . . "something to be aware of for those of us in touch with these kind of things." Like you have to have some special hippie powers of perception to be affected by the sun and the moon. Do these people think they are biologically superior or something? I called her out on it and she got butthurt and de-friended me.

Also, those people who post articles from fake news sites thinking they are real stories, then spend the rest of the day deflecting and denying when everyone tells them what a moron they are.

Oh, and . . . people who post a link and just say, "Wow. Just wow."

[DMC]

To avoid this kind of juvenile, mindless , I just don't have a facebook account. That stops all the friend requests from people who won't even visit you if you were dying in a hospital.

Want to know how many friends you really have, ask someone to take you to the airport on Friday morning at 3am, see how many takers you get. Those are your friends.

I laugh my ass off when I see someone with 500 fb friends but they have a birthday party and 4 people show.

[DMC]

"prayers needed"

"prayers sent"

Fed Ex must be raking it in shipping all those prayers. "prayers sent up" is even funnier. How about "just pretend I prayed for you, the result will be the same".

[ErnestLynch]

"I got an Iphone!!!"

iPhones suck.