And Push Her In One Of The Putt Putt Rivers Or Lakes So That You Come Out Of It Having Had A Good Time.
Based on what this dude's told us, its true, just tryin to help a guy out.
But if you're talking Barbara Blowjob, then naturally I would grind on her on like the first hole.
Pun intended.
I was just bustin' balls dude. I understand the situation. The chick is a prude little high school chick. The best the dude can hope for is a kiss on the lips, maybe with tongue. If he's lucky. But the putt-putt route is the best for him to take.
No doubt. Midget I need to start pimpin in your neighborhood, man. Or at least your friend's you told us about in the __rip off__ thread.
Just jump on the Yahoo chat and ask random chicks in your city if they want to . That is exactly how my boy managed to so many internet chicks.
If it were that easy then why doesn't everyone do this?
Is it John Frusciante from the zephyr song?
It really is that easy and the only reason people don't do this is because they worry about diseases and .
No, I don't like him, or that song. Dave Navarro was my favorite RHCP guitarist.
If you do guess it i will tell you.
If your friend did not rap it up then he's hemannIt really is that easy and the only reason people don't do this is because they worry about diseases and .
He wrapped it up, but not everything is afraid of the rubber.
I don't know man, dave is a badass guitarist but he just didn't gel with the peppers like JF does
oh please, i take a sniff, drop a milkbone in front of her and go to town.
easy as 1-2-3.
although, if she is a have puppies with prospect, i'd move much slower....
1-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3.
Since when do people take me seriously?
in the long term NATURALLY but in the short term
ginnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnobili have you not heard the entire album One Hot Minute??????
As a 'regular' RHCP fan, I would say it's their 2nd best album. Being me, and appreciating overall songwriting and funkadelity, it's easily their FIRST best album.
Dave Navarro is nowhere near the skill level of Frusciante, but he knows how to use his skills to a superior level, adding funkadelic effects and what not.
If you want a little bit of CBF trivia, One Hot Minute was one of my first, true CD's (I got OHM and Siamese Dream for my 12th birthday)
usk can't take her to putt-putt.. 1. he seems like a pro(6 hrs a day on saturdays??? wtf???) anyway, he probably wouldn't let her win.. or 2. if she was somehow bad ass and beat him, he would probably pout.
but the one thing you need to do is stop acting like a little pussy. just talk to her and be cool. hide your dungeons and dragons, prized mini-golf club, and take those band stickers off your notebook.. well, unless of course, she is in to all that stuff.
and remember everyone gets rejected at some time in their life. so, if she gives you the friend routine, which i feel is VERY, VERY likely(because of the way you talk about her and i'm sure the way you act around her)... then who cares, move on.
Damn what is it about so many ing loser guys in this world that are too afraid to talk to girls....grow a ing pair of balls and just go up to a girl you like and say "Yo baby i couldnt help but notice you were looking at me...wanna sample the goods?"
Or you can just pass her a note....
and exactly what class of girls are you pivking up with such endearingly sweet lines like that?
Dude girls are the easiest thing in life to attain you just gotta learn how to talk to them, its quite simple.
of course... i wasn't snagged by the smoothest line myself.
but it was sincere.
I just got done tellign emo about me breaking up with my BF becasue I wanted to be single for awhile.
and he says: "well would you consider goin out with me 1st?"
and I said: "yeah. ok"
thus the super couple was born. we are twowryknows and noone can stop us.
Some good suggestions so far and a lot of really bad ones.
Last edited by SpursWoman; 10-14-2005 at 08:36 AM.
Imaginary ones.
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