Looks like Jessica got the brains and the looks

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Somethings will never change....

Ashlee Simpson will never be a real singer, and the best blowjobs whottt will ever get will be the ones he administers to himself after noboby notices he used some dead guys quote.

Speaking of Manny, was I the only one to think this thread initially had something to do with his girlfriend?

[whottt]

Your argument was not "Look at these quotes from George Washington - they clearly support the second ammendment. So do I."

No, the main points I was making were the same points George Washington was making...that was what factored in the quotes I chose.




I didn't just pick random quotes.

In other words, somebody not recognizing some "ripped off" language of George Washington posted in a message board thread originally about lip-synching is proof that they, and by extension anybody who shares their political view in America, are unfit to govern.

That's not really what I was saying...and frankly it'd take too much effort to explain why. It was still a secondary point.

3. Please show me where I said I disagree with George Washington or want to limit the Second Ammendment.

Ok...

Observe..

Furthermore, the very atmosphere of firearms everywhere and anywhere restrains evil interference, the right to bear arms is an honor[sic]

Too which none other than you responded:

yep. just look at Iraq. All those soldiers with guns are just restraining the out of the evil interference there.

Now I admit right there you aren't trying to limit the second amendment, although that statement does make me question if you understand what the second amendment actually is... Second amendment or no...I'd ing hope you'd grant our military the right to bear arms. Doesn't do much good to have a military otherwise...So you tell me...what point were you making there?

And I'd be willing to bet those firearms our military has are restraining evil interference just a tad .



This quote by you...

on second thought, I guess Whottt's righttt. Just think, if every kid at Columbine had a gun, that tradgedy would never have happened.

does seem to indicate a problem with the second amendment, and an argument with Georgie himself...and also an affinity for Michael Moore...The Moore connection is loose at best I admit, but you sound an awful lot like him...and again, what point were you trying to make?

Looks an awful lot like a sarcastic reponse to someone pointing out the importance of the right to bear arms...

I disagree with you, sir, on your ludicrous, absurd conclusion that a person's ability to govern is somehow related to recognizing language you pass off as your own.

And I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death(preferably with a gun) your right(and mine, which was earned by those that use guns) to say it.

[IcemanCometh]

so you're saying you'll kill yourself

[JoeChalupa]

Can we get back to more T&A shots?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Can we get back to more T&A shots?

[Channeling BigZak]



[/Channeling BigZak]

[1369]

Wings anyone?

[bigzak25]

oh great, now i'm horny and hungry...........again.

[1369]

Wonder how much stress is on that piece of thread holding that button on...

[Useruser666]

Wonder how much stress is on that piece of thread holding that button on...

A thread with a diameter of .25mm x 8 strands in cross section = gives a an area section of 6.0872E-4 inches squared.

The threads would be in shear so you have to calculate the force need to shear the threads.

But here's the problem. You have to figure out the weight of each breast. Now that might seem like a dream come true, but knowing seems like 95% of this battle as GIJOE would say.

[EmerilLagasse]

I don't know but I'd like to pop that button and "BAM!" have those babies slap me in the face!

[1369]

User

While your premise is sound, I believe that your conclusion is flawed.

While you are correct in the theory that the thread holding the button is in fact under a shear load, the load comes not from the weight of Ms. Simpson's *assets*, but rather the force required to keep her *assets* confined within her shirt.

Therefore, while the weight is an issue and should be considered, I propose that the deciding factor would be the volume/size of aforementioned *assets*, coupled with the cir ference of the garment covering said *assets* (which is decidely smaller that the cir ference of Ms. Simpson at that point in space), will give the proper calculation of the load that the thread of the button is under.

[IcemanCometh]

those are some big s

[maxpower]

some tig ol' bitties.

[Useruser666]

User

While your premise is sound, I believe that your conclusion is flawed.

While you are correct in the theory that the thread holding the button is in fact under a shear load, the load comes not from the weight of Ms. Simpson's *assets*, but rather the force required to keep her *assets* confined within her shirt.

Therefore, while the weight is an issue and should be considered, I propose that the deciding factor would be the volume/size of aforementioned *assets*, coupled with the cir ference of the garment covering said *assets* (which is decidely smaller that the cir ference of Ms. Simpson at that point in space), will give the proper calculation of the load that the thread of the button is under.

Hey, I just ran a computer model and can ask one of the senoir engineers here to double check my work if you want me to get fired.

The reason I am stating weight as a force generator for the shear is simple. Force is a factor of mass not volume in this case. The shear force is present across the area of the section of the threads located between the button and the blouse. There might be some tension loading as well. I believe the tension loading is insignifficant do to the typical fashion in which a button is fasten to the fabric. This is typically done by running multiple thread loops through each of the buttons holes to provide redundency. I was calcualting the button being a 4 hole button with 2 thread loops through each hole. That was the basis for my 8 strands of thread. AS I am sure you all are well aware of, loading changes dramatically from when the load(breasts) are suspeneded vertically in tension or horizonatally in shear. Breasts and math go together so well. Even the simplest guy can count to two!

[Blood Dong]

she makes me wanna be an infant........

[JoeChalupa]

I'll weigh 'em!