The Maverick Haiku

[phyzik]

See Stack everywhere
cave man and sixth man this fall
both jobs gone by june

OH SNAP!!!

[ShoogarBear]

The Mavs make breakthrough
The final key to a ring
Now they have banned mouse

[ShoogarBear]

One step at a time
The first goal has been achieved
Beating Golden State

[ShoogarBear]

A vast empty space
Like the Australian Outback
The Mavs trophy case

[ShoogarBear]

Tonight the Mavs will
Do what their owner did and
Dance with the real stars

[FromWayDowntown]

AAC is green
Perfect color for tonight
Mavs fans show envy

[timvp]

AAC is green
Why? Championship virgins
AC Green is proud

[DubMcDub]

Never have I seen
Fans with so many (four) rings
Be so insecure.

If my team had four
I'd give two s about Spurs
Or anyone else.

[Extra Stout]

NBA le
Or a Knight Rider remake
The German is torn

[Extra Stout]

Romo gets Carrie
Can't Dirk at least get Nena?
Wie viel luftballons?

[ShoogarBear]

Who could have guessed that
The Mavericks' whole season
Relied on Van Horn?

[ShoogarBear]

Kidd back in Dallas?
Can Mashburn and J Jackson
be that far behind?

[ShoogarBear]

Please make no mistake
I'm poor man's Tony Parker
Call me D Harris

Call me D Harris
Just don't call me in Dallas
I flop there no more

[phyzik]

Kidd back in Dallas
belief of behind the back passes
capable by every player

[ancestron]

I suck at haiku, so here is a limerick.

Dirk Dirk Dirk
Sticks his tongue out like a jerk
Won an MVP off of league sympathy
by an 8 seed his team got worked.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I suck at haiku, so here is a limerick.

Dirk Dirk Dirk
Sticks his tongue out like a jerk
Won an MVP off of league sympathy
by an 8 seed his team got worked.

Not bad, this thread could use a little change up.

Mavs Mavs Mavs
They're the "have nots" to the Spurs' "haves"
They'll feel the sting of a championship ring
As they get slapped just like the Cavs

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Old man Jason Kidd
for all the dimes he can make
can't buy Mavs a ring

[phyzik]

Not bad, this thread could use a little change up.

Mavs Mavs Mavs
They're the "have nots" to the Spurs' "haves"
They'll feel the sting of a championship ring
As they get slapped just like the Cavs

thats a good one.

[ancestron]

Suns Haiku?

So Phoenix got Shaq
Takes forever to run back
gaping hole on D.

[tav1]

Devin Harris fast
Desaugna Diop a big pest
Gone, the Mavs suck hard

[tav1]

Mark, Mark of man s
Hyperactive ref fits
Hard over Dampier

[tav1]

Mavs fans are the worst
They whine, weep, cuss, cry and curse
Never win a thing

[roycrikside]

Spending like a loon
Wants more points and less defense
The old Cubes is back!

[roycrikside]

Can't stop Tim, Manu
And now they can't guard Tony
Great ing trade, huh?

[ancestron]

Jason Kidd beats chicks
Dirk, Josh, Jason have no s
Mark Cuban is gay.