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plankton is evil. He's always trying to buy the Krusty Krab.
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plankton is evil. He's always trying to buy the Krusty Krab.
I think so ... many people will vouch for it's effectiveness.
Who wouldn't want a Krabby Patty?
History
According to Stephen Hillenburg, the Krabby Patty was originally supposed to be called the "Barnacle Burger". The Krabby Patty was not invented by Eugene Krabs, but by King Krabs, before the 12th century, as seen in "Dunces and Dragons". It was shown that King Krabs was cooking them, and then he named them "Krabby Patties." According to the episode, "Enemy In-Law," Mr. Krabs states that the Krabby Patty recipe is an "old Krabs' family recipe." His mother also knows the recipe according to the episode.
Eugene Krabs decided to go into business selling it as Krabby Patties, and built his restaurant by renovating the local (failing) retirement home, "The Rusty Krab," the name to which he later renamed the Krusty Krab (the renovations consisted of painting a "K" next to the "R" in Rusty Krab). The Krusty Krab became Bikini Bottom's most popular restaurant, because of the Krabby Patty.
The Krabby Patty formula has since been kept secret and is continually being pursued by arch-rival Sheldon J. Plankton. In the "SpongeBob SquarePants Movie", Sheldon J. Plankton acquired the secret formula to the Krabby Patty using his evil Plan Z. He successfully sold many Krabby Patties, and put the residents of Bikini Bottom under his control, until SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star foiled Plan Z.
Price
The Krabby Patty's price varies in different episodes:
Price Episode(s)
$0.99 on wednesday[1] Imitation Krabs
$1.00 The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
$1.25 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V
$2.00 Pickles
Krusty Krab Training Video
$2.99 Imitation Krabs
Krabby Land
$101.00[2] The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
Side effects
Krabby Patties have an unfortunate side-effect: if too many are consumed, the fat and starch (and possibly other undersea nutrients) will go to the consumer's thighs and cause them to explode. Using cartoon physics, however, the consumer will be reduced to a (still-living) head. Such has happened to Squidward Tentacles, when he broke into the patty vault and ate too many Krabby Patties.
Preparation
In order to make a Krabby Patty, the patty must be cooked at 298 degrees, according to SpongeBob in "Bummer Vacation." The patties must be flipped over with a spatula. Then, the patty is placed on a bottom bun (which is not pre-sliced). The below ingredients are then added.
Ingredients
2 Seaweed Seed Buns
Seahorse meat Patty (a strange fact being Spongebob's temporary pet seahorse, Mystery, has an addiction to the Krabby Patty, as seen in the episode My Pretty Seahorse)
Sea Lettuce
Sea Cheese
Onions
Tomatoes
Mus and Ketchup and Mayonnaise
Pickles
Secret Sauce
Fake secret formula
The secret formula was never revealed on the show, this recipe is the one discovered by Sheldon Plankton in Plankton's Army, it was later revealed by Mr. Krabs as a diversion to Plankton. This is not the real recipe:
A pinch of salt
3 Teaspoons of chopped onions
A cup of love
4 heaping pounds of freshly ground plankton (Most Important)
In the same episode Mr. Krabs told Squidward that the formula shown above was not the actual one. Squidward however guessed where Mr. Krabs had hidden it, at home, under his mattress. In The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Plankton eventually stole it in as part of his evil Plan Z and it was sold at the Chum Bucket, along with free bucket helmets with every purchase.
It is later said that the real "secret formula" was just ground salami sandwiches, that an old barnacle fish named, Harriet, made. Plankton, however, does not know this.
Secret handshake
In order for the formula to be discussed, you must first do the secret handshake. It takes a little over six and a half hours to do so.
Stand on one foot, balance a glass of chocolate milk on your head and sing the Bikini Bottom National Anthem. Oh Bikini Bottom, we pledge our hearts to you! As faithful and deep and true and blue, Bikini Bottom we love you!
(Unknown Part of Shake)
Eat 105 black licorice jelly beans through a straw.
(Unknown Part of Shake)
Get shot out of a cannon, eat spaghetti, then burp and sing Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath! Ravioli, ravioli, Great Barrier Reef!! Then the Chef claps once.
You can always pick another parent out in the crowd. Or a pedophile.
This is true
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