What would be the best first date?

[Shelly]

at Violent Kitty!

[Useruser666]

Code words on top of code words lead to confusing conversation. I would say I would be the pitcher. He's the one with the balls right?

"After Glow"?

You pitching or catching?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

the ideal first date for me would be to first call duff the night before to get his expert advice.

then on the night of the date, following duff's wisdom, i would pick up my date about an hour later than i told her i would. since i was late there wouldnt be any time to spare so i would honk from the street and get the off to a running start.

id already be toasted on the half bottle of jack id shot during the afternoon. the car would be nice and fragrant from the bowl of chili and beans id enjoyed a couple of hours earlier.

when the got to the car id leave the door locked and wait until after she tried to open it. then id give her a nice affectionate look of disgust as i have to pop open the door for her.

when she gets in i wont say and wait for her to barely sit down before i start pulling away and hope she can close the door without falling out.

id also be sure to light up a cig and blow the smoke in her direction.

finally id break the silence with "i already ate, but if you really have to make us stop then i guess we can stop somewhere" while looking straight ahead with an obvious glare.

if she wants to get something to eat, i pull up to a diamond shamrock. if not then i drive around until i find someplace dark.

while i am doing so, i ask her "how old are you again?" no matter what she says i am already prepared to say the "damn, you look much older" money line which duff gave to me.

feeling the good vibes, i park, recline the drivers seat, and utter those magic words of sweetness which are bound to win over any lady: "so, when do we ?"

if she dont want to , up comes the seat, and then i drive the home and leave her ass at the curb.

if she do want to , up comes the seat after a while, and then i drive the home and leave her ass at the curb.

Herbivore?

[violentkitten]

no

[timvp]

Man, take her to PF Changs. Trust me.

I'm telling you.

Trust me.

PF Changs.

Repeat.

Don't let me down.

If you don't listen to my PF Changs suggestions, I'm going to be mad

Don't forget PF Changs.

Did this ever happen?

If not, it may be a ban worthy offense.

[SpursWoman]

[timvp]

Is that a yes or a no?

I'm guessing no ...

[SpursWoman]

Not yet, but he did bring over a big carton of Cookie & Cream ice cream last night.... :p


He does remind me all of the time that he has to take me there, if that counts.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's becoming evident that TimVP is a pimp for P.F. Chang's.

[timvp]

Sorry, S-Dub, but I just banned him.

[SpursWoman]

What?!?


Oh, man...

[Useruser666]

Damnit!!!

List of things I haven't done:

1.Taken SW to Chang's.

List of things I have done:

1. Seen her everyday since two days after we first met.

2. Flowers

3. Taken her, her kids, her brother, sister-inlaw, their two kids, and one of her kids friends to Canyon Lake for New Years and put on a major kickass fireworks show!

4. Got tickets so all of us could go to the Spurs game together.

5. Spot babysitting.

6. Flowers.

7. Installed new locking door knob on her bedroom door. (Ok that's a gift for me too!)

8. Roto Routered bathroom sink.

9. Fixed ceiling fan light.

10. Flowers

11. Went fish shopping with kids.

12. Assistant potato peeler.

13. Assistant egg dicer.

14. Playstation 2 elctronics technician.

15. Flowers

16. Official Dog let'm inner/let'm outer.

17. Ambulance driver.

18. Taste tester.

I just leave the list a little short and not go into details.

Does Chang's deliver?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You did forget to get me a Spurs ticket.

She didn't tell you I came along in the package?

[Useruser666]

You did forget to get me a Spurs ticket.

She didn't tell you I came along in the package?

She said you weren't in the package, or was it that you didn't have a package? I forget!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

She said you weren't in the package, or was it that you didn't have a package? I forget!

Touche, .

[SpursWoman]

16. Official Dog let'm inner/let'm outer.

fukkin dog....



Damn, looks like I got the best end of this deal....maybe I'm the one that should be banned...

[Shelly]

Dang! I needs to get me a devil.

[MannyIsGod]

Damn dude, Jess has taken me to PF Changs. Thats why she rules. You on the other hand, can't make a hook shot and suck.

[Useruser666]

Damn dude, Jess has taken me to PF Changs. Thats why she rules. You on the other hand, can't make a hook shot and suck.

That's why you called off Trinity because you're really scared of being owned again! How come the tiest shooters shoot farther and farther away from the basket?

P.S. Which one of you holds the doggy bag while riding on your bicycle?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

P.S. Which one of you holds the doggy bag while riding on your bicycle?

[MannyIsGod]

I think i'll kindly see my sore ass outof this thread.

[SpursWoman]

D'oh!