I like hotdogs with mus .
I like hotdogs with mus .
You lie.
You know you want to be part of a PeeWee sandwich.
Why put anything else on it?
Cannibalism is not cool.
The Funt just agreed to be The PeeWee's internet girlfriend.
All is well in the world.
Now, if I can only convince Scarlett Johanson to do the same . . .
Que?
What the is an internet girlfriend?
You said yes, don't back out now.
I was confused, I think.
Confused?
It doesn't matter you said yes. And by saying that, you've become contractually obligated to be my net girlfriend.
Dammit!
No fair slipping me e-roofies before asking me a question of such importance.
Note to self:
The e-roofie works!!!
Back to the issue at hand:
Now you are my net woman.
Make me a sammich!!
With mus !!!
No.
Nothing I signed requires me to be a pleasant net girlfriend. Make your own damn sammich!
And, by the way, I threw out all the mus , puto.
You need to learn your place woman!!!
I aint gonna be taken no from no woman!!
Now make me my damned sammich!!
(slaps The Funt in the ass)
And yo ass better done find some mus !!
I know someone who's not going to be getting any cyber lovin' tonight.
I'll stop . . . but not because you're telling me to.
....God, I hate you people.
And, god hates you.
Everyone knows that.
Welcome to the club.
It's no secret that God hates me. I mean, bisexual? I get a private jet to the Pit for that!
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