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  1. #126
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I never got in fights.

    I showed my panties to boys and girls at recess, though. Only if they showed me theirs first, of course.
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    ing mother . How can a man take so damn long to get ready?
    OMG that is absolutely the most annoying part of vacationing with others---waiting for them to get ready. We got places to go and they are burning daylight.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Oh yea Funt: I forgot to tell you while you are in NYC you might like to lookup a theater group called "Vampire Cowboys" on the internet. Amazing shows. I saw them at place called "Center Stage, New York" in Chelsea. If you have time, it's definitely worth it (that's if you can get past the fact that it was recommended by me)
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    When I was in first grade I went at a kid with a pencil and tried to stab him in the throat because he stuck his tongue out at my friend. I left him a very large scratch across the side of his throat. If he wouldn't have pushed me back a bit I would've stabbed him.

    True story.
    You've been friends with peewee for a long time huh?
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    When I was in first grade I went at a kid with a pencil and tried to stab him in the throat because he stuck his tongue out at my friend. I left him a very large scratch across the side of his throat. If he wouldn't have pushed me back a bit I would've stabbed him.

    True story.

    This story proves how much of a pussy you really are. Go ahead and make up a story to try to give yourself street cred.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Shut up.

    I'm rubber, you're glue............
    Well it's all much clearer now: no one but a true female smartass could come up with this one!
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    Well it's all much clearer now: no one but a true female smartass could come up with this one!
    Are you TRYING to get me to PM you a pic of my stic?
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I'm going to start my own record label.
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    Are you TRYING to get me to PM you a pic of my stic?
    no, why would you think that?
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    I'm going to start my own record label.
    Will it be a religious label? You could showcase your followers' "talents".
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    no, why would you think that?
    Gotdamned liar.
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    Oh Mellie, you can always see right thru me!
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Hey I was just at Big Lots and I bought some sex toy lube! They even had gift packs of condoms and edible body paints! I didn't know they sold that kind of stuff there....I thought you all should know.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    My ing knee is twitching.
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    When I was in first grade I went at a kid with a pencil and tried to stab him in the throat because he stuck his tongue out at my friend. I left him a very large scratch across the side of his throat. If he wouldn't have pushed me back a bit I would've stabbed him.

    True story.
    That's all? When I was that age, I was busy throwing rocks at cars, including cops, on Dairy Ashford in Houston as they went past my street.

    Such a criminal I became -- I got busted in 4th grade for wadding up paper towels, soaking them, and throwing them against the wall in the boys' room.

    Don't mess with me.
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    Hey I was just at Big Lots and I bought some sex toy lube! They even had gift packs of condoms and edible body paints! I didn't know they sold that kind of stuff there....I thought you all should know.
    Buying condoms at Big Lots is just asking for them to fail. I imagine the body paints taste like as well. But, I hope your anal lube works well for you.
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    Hey I was just at Big Lots and I bought some sex toy lube! They even had gift packs of condoms and edible body paints! I didn't know they sold that kind of stuff there....I thought you all should know.
    Lube should not be necessary.

    You're supposed to ring the bell before you come through the door.
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    Hey I was just at Big Lots and I bought some sex toy lube! They even had gift packs of condoms and edible body paints! I didn't know they sold that kind of stuff there....I thought you all should know.
    Are you TRYING to get me to PM you a pic of my stic?
    no, why would you think that?
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    And, for the record, museums should have a sign up at the front desk informing their patrons that the impressive permanent collection has been pushed aside to showcase three temporary shows of overly pretentious art that takes itself way too seriously so that you can avoid s ing out the price of admission.

    /rant
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    P I I T B
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    Buying condoms at Big Lots is just asking for them to fail. I imagine the body paints taste like as well. But, I hope your anal lube works well for you.
    I'm sure you are right about the condoms and paint; I have no need for either so I'll leave that to someone else to confirm. As for the lube, I'll let you know; I won't use it for anal though, you'll need to make that call yourself!
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    Buying condoms at Big Lots is just asking for them to fail. I imagine the body paints taste like as well. But, I hope your anal lube works well for you.
    Hey hey hey.......................... I'm so ing back
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