10 Reasons the Hornets will win Game 3

[manufor3]

let's make this first post your last post and call it even.


lame.

[manufor3]

Uhmmm.....Scola doesn't play for the Spurs.

true dat man true dat

[SpursDynasty]

So I guess NOH didn't win Game 3? Maybe it's because their fake lucky shots didn't go down this time. All they did in Games 1 and 2 was make their shots - no talent required for that. Spurs in 6.

[Beast]

After sitting on my back porch overlooking the swamp in my backyard and boiling some crawfish, while watching the Hornets win last night, me and my boys Bubba and Boudreaux came up with 10 reasons we will win game 3. Here they are:

10. Chandler guarding Duncan – Chandler knows how to keep him out the lane and away from getting easy shots

9. Hornets win in multiple ways – In game 1, West dominated. In game 2, West struggled. We can win an up and down game and a half court game.

8. Eva Longoria – She is basically the Jessica Simpson Curse for the Cowboys without the good looks

7. New Orleans fans know San Antonio – A lot of us went there to watch the Saints play when they were the Santos for some of the games a couple seasons back. San Antonio is not intimidating, except for the crime.

6. Byron Scott – Coach of the Year

5. French Quarter > Riverwalk – Riverwalk is pretty boring. The French quarter has history and fun.

4. Language Barrier – The Spurs have a lot of foreign players: Parker, Ginobli, Scola, etc…It is hard for them in the huddle to communicate. Also a lot of spurs fans are Mexican and don’t speak English either

3. Duncan and Ginobli are washed up – You can tell their age is wearing on them. Ginobli cant even dribble anymore and he is bald. Duncan struggles to get up and down the court.

2. CP3 – Not only should he be the mvp, but he is the best player in the NBA as well.

1. Alaska is bigger than Texas – Texas is the second largest state. Also when LA was purchased, it was bigger than Texas as well. We aren’t intimidated by your big state. If Alaska had a basketball team, then we would be scared.

AHEM.....what was that you were saying? where are you now??

[Il Caraibico]

and 10 Reasons the Hornets will win Game 4?

[SpursChampsIII]

After sitting on my back porch overlooking the swamp in my backyard and boiling some crawfish, while watching the Hornets win last night, me and my boys Bubba and Boudreaux came up with 10 reasons we will win game 3. Here they are:

10. Chandler guarding Duncan – Chandler knows how to keep him out the lane and away from getting easy shots

9. Hornets win in multiple ways – In game 1, West dominated. In game 2, West struggled. We can win an up and down game and a half court game.

8. Eva Longoria – She is basically the Jessica Simpson Curse for the Cowboys without the good looks

7. New Orleans fans know San Antonio – A lot of us went there to watch the Saints play when they were the Santos for some of the games a couple seasons back. San Antonio is not intimidating, except for the crime.

6. Byron Scott – Coach of the Year

5. French Quarter > Riverwalk – Riverwalk is pretty boring. The French quarter has history and fun.

4. Language Barrier – The Spurs have a lot of foreign players: Parker, Ginobli, Scola, etc…It is hard for them in the huddle to communicate. Also a lot of spurs fans are Mexican and don’t speak English either

3. Duncan and Ginobli are washed up – You can tell their age is wearing on them. Ginobli cant even dribble anymore and he is bald. Duncan struggles to get up and down the court.

2. CP3 – Not only should he be the mvp, but he is the best player in the NBA as well.

1. Alaska is bigger than Texas – Texas is the second largest state. Also when LA was purchased, it was bigger than Texas as well. We aren’t intimidated by your big state. If Alaska had a basketball team, then we would be scared.

What kind of idiot throws such a fat curve, just waiting for several to knock it through his face and out of the park.

1 - The only states that I remember were purchased are Alaska (ripped off the Russkies) and Louisiana (the U.S. got ripped off if we paid more than a dollar). The Louisiana Purchase...how could we Americans be so stupid?

Add 1A - You're team got trashed last night (sound of crickets)

2 - CP3 is not the best player in the NBA nor will he ever be...he is the biggest whiner and flopper already...didn't take long.

3 - The washed up duo dropped 31 each on your noggins last night

4 - I don't speak Spanish, but I understand it better than Cajun. I know what "si" means, but what is "AYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE"? Scola doesn't play for the Spurs, ****-for-brains.

5 - We can tell the difference between men and women on the Riverwalk

6 - Can't argue with Byron Scott

7 - Our crime rate went up when we took in your trash/gangsta relatives in San Antonio. I would just as soon you say thank you. BTW, how is that Education system scandal coming along these days? Did you get your cut? Hey, how many Cadillacs did the police department steal after the hurricane? Are they still only hiring police officers in New Orleans who live in the city limit? Hmmmm, I wonder if that has anything to do with corruption?

8 - Dumb remark on your part...makes little sense.

9 - Hornets lose in multiple ways too...like, uhhhh, last night.

10 - Chandler can't guard Duncan's jock. He is as overrated as they come. He lives off Chris Paul. He couldn't create a shot if his life depended on it.

Now let's wrap this up with some excerpts from Jerry Reed:

"Here comes Aaaaaaamos"

"He hunts the biggest, baddest alligators and only use one hand...that's all he has left cause the alligator bit it"

"It ain't easy hunting alligators down in the swamp, boy"

Don't mess with Texas, little man

[Red Hawk #21]

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