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I will say this, I cant wait to go to a game next year so I can hear people chant, "Kobe, how does my ass taste?"
of course he cares, that's why he would pay the es off.
I will say this, I cant wait to go to a game next year so I can hear people chant, "Kobe, how does my ass taste?"
I bet it tastes like Boston Creme Pie to Kobe.Kobe tell me how my ass taste!!!!
How long before somebody starts selling T-Shirts?
Shaq.Has-been biatch!
Shaq got eliminated in the 1st round, so who needed who’s help?
The only made here is Shaq.That’s why his wifey was stealing his paper right from under his nose.
Stick to paying for pussy Shaq, because you have zero skills w/ the mic.. sorta like the free-throw line.
On the other hand,I hope Nessa didnt toss that fat-asses salad.Seems to be the implication here with the "Kobe tell me how my ass taste" line.
It is shocking this stupid ass song is getting so much press. Who gives a .
Shaq.
kobe.
the real story is shaq losing his badge over this.
my point was joe arpaio is a big huge hypocrite ing phony. funny its nearing voting season and he has had some pr nightmares with racial profiling in maricopa county, especialy in the predominatly hispanic/yaqui indian community of Guadalupe that borders Tempe and Phoenix. now he wants to revoke shaq's badge (which is a total sham of a badge anyway) and try to get kudos for not tolerating racism which is a crock of . arpaio has a bunch of goons who only look for brown skinned people to harrass and corral hispanics and african americans. JOE ARPAIO was my point.
Shaq's an idiot. No wonder he's been on four teams in his career. Suns should trade his ass for a second rounder.
http://www.syracuse.com/poliquin/ind...kobe_shaq.html
After his crude rapping of Kobe, Shaq proved he has class, all right -- steerage
by Bud Poliquin
Syracuse, N.Y. -- During his class-challenged rap session the other night down in New York City, Shaquille O'Neal repeated over and over and over again: "Kobe, tell me how my (butt) tastes."
Now, as musical refrains go, that bit of nonsense wasn't exactly, "The answer is blowing in the wind." But Shaq did rhetorically ask about the flavor of his hindquarters, and as it would be impolite to ignore the big man, among the many potential answers would have been this one:
Shaq's ever-widening bottom has the tang of whatever sofa he's been sitting on since his Phoenix Suns -- the club he was supposed to have led to the NBA championship this month -- were eliminated in the first round of the league playoffs back in April.
Let's see. O'Neal's Suns go out so very meekly in the first round to the San Antonio Spurs in five games, and later those same Spurs are tossed, after just five games, through the doors of the Western Conference finals by Kobe Bryant's Los Angeles Lakers. And Shaq is busting Kobe's chops? This, after Bryant's club won 14 postseason affairs and O'Neal's bunch won one?
Seems as if Shaq, 36 going on 13, is as foolish as he is crude. And The Diesel is crude enough to have used during his ill-advised performance the infamous "N" word to describe Bryant and the very-nearly-as-insulting "B" word to smear a woman, in addition to inquiring again and again about the savoriness of his very own keister. Heck, he even oddly taunted the reasoned and educated Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, a basketball colossus who, in his prime, would have toyed with Shaq. Completely and utterly.
Certainly, I'm not the most dignified guy, myself. But I do know a little bit about etiquette. And it's my guess that Shaquille O'Neal -- the self-appointed Big Aristotle who apparently thinks racial slurs and sexist smears and scatological humor make for get-up-there-on-stage-and-let-it-rip entertainment -- has scratched himself on more than one occasion with his salad fork.
The "N" word? The "B" word? "Tell me how my (butt) tastes?" All spoken by one of America's most prominent athletes . . . and all to the huzzahs of the shameless patrons in that New York City house?
Somewhere, Arthur Ashe sighs.
Umm... each of them in their primes? I think about the only thing that Kareem would be able to do against Shaq is his sky hook. He's definitley not moving him around or anything like that, and will likely be getting in massive amounts of foul trouble trying to combat his strength, whereas Shaq could push him around with his left pinky.
One on one, Shaq would absolutely murder Kareem. Kareem might have been one of the most skilled big-men ever, and that Sky Hook is amazing, but dunks are still a much higher percentage shot, so I'll go with the guy who will be slamming them home on Kareem all day. Kareem's strength might possibly rival that of Shawn Bradley's.
This writer must be one of those idiot old school lovers that cant accept that players will always be getting bigger, stronger, and better.
Depends on how the game is called. We still don't know what a charge actually cons utes. If a charge is "dislodging a defender from a set position", then Shaq would foul out in about 5 minutes against Jabbar.
If they play by the rules of this early decade, Shaq would destroy everyone who's ever played the game. And why wouldn't he? He's bigger and stronger. That doesn't make him a good basketball player, just someone who could knock players over/into the 3rd row, dunk the ball, and get an and-1 called whenever the officials actually blew a whistle.
Basketball is about skill. Shaq had some, but if was 6'5", he wouldn't have been able to make a D-I college basketball team. His entire game consists of 4 feet in.
Heath Ledger...you better strike while the iron is hot!!!!
I agree that Shaq is not a very skilled player, and that Kareem is far more skilled. But basketball is an ATHLETIC sport, thus requires athletic gifts just as much as skill, if not more. Notice in the NBA, there are far more people that are athletic out of this world that have no talent, as opposed to people with loads of talent but are slow as molasses.
How is being over 7 feet tall and (WAY) over 300 pounds athletic? Again, if it were predicated on athleticism, Shaq would not have even played for any team in the league in the past 3 years. Being able to knock over the person next to you isn't athletic. if you want that, why don't some teams start sumo wrestlers at center? They would probably run the court as well as Shaq.
Just because he doesn't run fast, or jump super high doesn't mean he didn't have any athletic advantages. Strength has to do with athleticism too, and he had LOTS of strength (obviously).
And for him to be widely considered the most dominant center ever, obviously he has more skill and athleticism than you give him credit for.
I hate Shaq probably even more than you, but the dude in his prime was a ing beast, and if he had a better work ethic/at ude and learned how to shoot free-throws, he would likely be the greatest player in NBA history, and hands down the most dominant.
Shaq in his prime would pretty much obliterate every Center who has ever played the game outside of Hakeem Olajuwon. He straight owned Shaq.
Shaq in his prime was incredibly athletic. He was a combo of athleticism, size, & strength that the NBA has never seen. Not Wilt, not Dwight Howard, nobody else had the athletic/size/strength combo that Shaq had in his prime. His skills outside of the post were minimal, but you don't need it when you dominate from 4 feet in. You don't dominate the NBA being a tall fat guy, or else Oliver Miller would have been an all-time great.
Sure he's not looking so hot now, but now he's old. Let's see how good Tim Duncan is when he's 36.
In his prime Shaq would abuse Kareem beyond comprehension.
I'm suprised Shaq had the courage to show his face in public after all his talking only lead to a 1st round demolition...
I havent seen shaq win any rings without a all-star guard. Wade basically carried his team in 06', Shaq didnt do .
In Snaq's and Kareem's prime or just Snaq's?
Ever seen footage of Kareem with Milwaukee? He was a dominant mother er.
both their primes. Shaq would crush Kareem.
Shaq had what? 1,000 lbs on kareem.
looks like your favorite rappers are taking sides as well.
UPDATE: TMZ.com got a hold of Nas last night, as the rapper was seen coming out of a restaurant with R&B singer and wife Kelis.
"Shaq is my man, Kobe," said the veteran emcee. "Shaq is my man, biggup to Shaq."
This isn't the first time Nas has had something to say about Kobe. In his song "These Are Our Heroes" [click to read] off off the album Street's Disciple, Nas criticizes Kobe:
"From OJ to Kobe, uh let's call him Tobe/First he played his life cool just like Michael/Now he rock ice too just like I do/Yo, you can't do better than that?/The hotel clerk who adjusts the bathroom mat?/Now you lose sponsorships that you thought had your back/Yeah, you beat the rap jiggaboo, fake you/You turn around then you on Shaq/Who woulda knew, Mr. Goodie-Two-Shoes/He love a little butt crack, got enough cash/Little kids with they bus pass who look up to you/To do something for the youth, stupid spoof"
daaaaaaamn nas killed it. "Yo, you can't do better than that?/The hotel clerk who adjusts the bathroom mat?"
even snoop a die hard laker fan wants no part of kobe's corner.
Even Snoop Dogg calls the new Shaq/Kobe feud “beautiful,” hoping the fight would lead to a better rivalry on the court. Snoop, despite being a Lakers fan, said he wouldn’t write some comeback verses for Kobe because he “couldn’t disrespect Shaq.” He did offer to help find Kobe someone who would, however. Bryant, who made his own rap album that was supposedly so terrible it was buried for good, has yet to formally respond to O’Neal’s verses.
this is going to on and on and on and on.
shaq would break kareem's skyhook shooting neck in his prime. notice he didn't say anything about "the stilt" or "the dream". i think he would on both ewing and kareem. wilt and hakeem on the other hand......
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