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  1. #1476
    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    man I set myself up for that.
    no it wasn't me but I don't think you can get deferred ajudication for a sex crime

    did you know this person's address
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  2. #1477
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    male. sorry
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  3. #1478
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    but my left is the one that hangs lower
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  4. #1479
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    did you know this person's address
    yeah batman leaves over off ...hey wait a minute
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  5. #1480
    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    i'm gonna go to mapsexoffenders.com and look at all the idiots that have ruined their life.
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  6. #1481
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    If I ever get busted again for anything I'm taking the two weeks.
    I took the craziest dump on those steel, ice cold toilets and no one talked to me. man I think that toilet made my ball hang lower because of the strong suction
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  7. #1482
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    i'm gonna go to mapsexoffenders.com and look at all the idiots that have ruined their life.
    I can't understand how or why they do those things but what really makes me puke are the ones that are caught with little babies.
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  8. #1483
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    No like there was a dude caught on a webcam ing his like 3 or 4 month old daughter. That's ing sick.
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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    midge when do the sarah silverman repeats come on this weekend


    would you want a girlfriend who queefed with every step?
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  10. #1485
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I was going to look for the news story I read so I type in "webcam sex with infant" into google. I bet I'm on some kind of watch list now.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    midge when do the sarah silverman repeats come on this weekend


    would you want a girlfriend who queefed with every step?
    Who the wouldn't?
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  12. #1487
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    No like there was a dude caught on a webcam ing his like 3 or 4 month old daughter. That's ing sick.
    I can't even comprehend that. death is not the answer for that guy.
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  13. #1488
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    I was going to look for the news story I read so I type in "webcam sex with infant" into google. I bet I'm on some kind of watch list now.

    man those words make me want to kill myself
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  14. #1489
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I can't even comprehend that. death is not the answer for that guy.
    He should be scalded to death with boiling mecco.
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    He should be scalded to death with boiling mecco.
    and let it harden so he has to wear a mecco mask for the rest of his life. There will never be justice for that child because nothing can replace a child's innocence
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  16. #1491
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    because nothing can replace a child's innocence
    *cough* *cough*
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    hey my son is going to be 3 in a few weeks and if someone even looked at him wrong I'd unleash the dragon on them
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    nice mario theme midge
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    hey my son is going to be 3 in a few weeks and if someone even looked at him wrong I'd unleash the dragon on them
    I know dude, I would do the same but the child's innocence thing came off a bit fruity. lol
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  21. #1496
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    man the feds will probably repel through your window any second. sex with animals ?! there's no time man. I can't wait until aqua teen hits the movies
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    I know dude, I would do the same but the child's innocence thing came off a bit fruity. lol
    i went jonathan davis for a second
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    and we'll both ride home in my automobile
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  24. #1499
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    Allright...
    Empty your pockets, but do it slow
    Take everything you got and lay it on the in floor
    Don't make me have to set an example today
    and blow one of you crazy mother ers away
    I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny
    takin all you stupid mother ers' money
    Peepin at a cause my 's on hard
    Laughin at the dumb ass security guard
    who's tied up for the moment, not sayin' a word
    I should have known it before, the mother er's a nerd
    But back to the es I'm peepin
    and then untie the hoe, so I can start creepin
    Took her to the backroom, about to jack
    Cold trailed the , with a gun in the back
    I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
    There was the biggest ties that a ever saw
    I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
    Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her
    The suspense was makin' me sick
    She took her panties down and the had a !
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    You are the reason I am currently downloading Eazy E's greatest hits.
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