Free Quattro Razor (12)

[peewee's lovechild]

Brachmalan doesn't protect against stupidity.

I had no idea.

I really need to get the doctrine written down.

[CuckingFunt]

New York scares me.

[CuckingFunt]

She looks like the creature from my nightmares.

[CuckingFunt]

Will Midge's new religion protect me from New York?

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't see how anyone would think she is hot.

[peewee's lovechild]

New York scares me.

It's one of the greatest cities in the world!!

Pussy.

[CuckingFunt]

It's one of the greatest cities in the world!!

Pussy.

Keep reading, Quick Draw.

[peewee's lovechild]

Will Midge's new religion protect me from New York?

I'll have to look into that.

I haven't finished the doctrine or the commandments yet.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to be in the city of New York in a couple weeks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Keep reading, Quick Draw.

I haven't been called that since I banged the triplets with huge knockers.

The third one was annoyed when I came with sister #2 and it took me 20 minutes to recover.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm going to be in the city of New York in a couple weeks.

But, you fear the city.

[ORION]

do you guys drink ram's piss out of a stripper's boot while in front of a shrine thats a woman with 10 boobs

[florige]

I'm going to be in the city of New York in a couple weeks.

You should swing by Baltimore in route, We can go to the Hustler club.

[CuckingFunt]

But, you fear the city.

No, I don't.

I fear Tiffany Pollard, the reality TV fright-wig who calls herself New York.

[midgetonadonkey]

the city of New York. It's a shame it hasn't been completely destroyed yet.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Commandments (so far):

1. You bas s shall sacrifice a case of Shiner Bock every week for the Gods.
(The Reverend and his faithful helper will deliver the goods to the Gods)
2. You bas s shall sacrifice an ounce of cannabis every week for the Gods.
(Again, The Rev and his faithful helper will deliver the goods to the Gods)
3. You bas s shall shun gotry.
4. You bas s shall embrace Lesbianism.
5. You bas s shall kill all cats.


Well, that's all I've got for now.

[midgetonadonkey]

My entire ministry will be dedicated to destroying the city of New York.

[midgetonadonkey]

Praise Jeezus!

[CuckingFunt]

The Commandments (so far):

1. You bas s shall sacrifice a case of Shiner Bock every week for the Gods.
(The Reverend and his faithful helper will deliver the goods to the Gods)
2. You bas s shall sacrifice an ounce of cannabis every week for the Gods.
(Again, The Rev and his faithful helper will deliver the goods to the Gods)
3. You bas s shall shun gotry.
4. You bas s shall embrace Lesbianism.
5. You bas s shall kill all cats.


Well, that's all I've got for now.

I was with you until #5.

[peewee's lovechild]

do you guys drink ram's piss out of a stripper's boot while in front of a shrine thats a woman with 10 boobs

Replace "piss" with "Shiner Bock" and it's a definite possibility.

[CuckingFunt]

My entire ministry will be dedicated to destroying the city of New York.

Soooooooo 2001.

[peewee's lovechild]

Praise Jeezus!

I didn't think we'd go with Jesus.

You're ing this up.

[ORION]

The Commandments (so far):


5. You bas s shall kill all cats.


Well, that's all I've got for now.

Hey this wasn't in the brochure you gave me at the airport

[peewee's lovechild]

I was with you until #5.

That's because you're a slave to your cats.

Kill your cats and free yourself from the chains of stupidity and ignorance.
Your life will be better for it.
You will thank me.

Praise Brachmalan!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't think we'd go with Jesus.

You're ing this up.

How can Midge be ing it up? Wasn't it his idea in the first place?

You're a joke usurper.