Free Quattro Razor (14)

[ATRAIN]

i'm sure you hear this often, maalox, but clean your box.

I'm guessing Maalox is a PM .

[ATRAIN]

the only thing i can think of is that you suck your own wang to get the cheeto flavor off... but wangy cheeto crumbs doesnt sound appetizing at all.

If thats the only thing you can think of I feel sorry for you.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

sank you

[jman3000]

i better get a mother ing sandwich delivered to me today or there is going to be to pay.

[jman3000]

If thats the only thing you can think of I feel sorry for you.

that's the only thing i could think of that made you look as gay as possible... so i went with it

[mrsmaalox]

i'm sure you hear this often, maalox, but clean your box.

Viva my box is so clean now you could eat off of it!!!

[jman3000]

if you banged a chick with a cheeto infused wang, i wonder if she could have some sort of infection.

i'd reckon it would kinda be like a baseball bat with small pieces of glass glued to it... may not be too comfortable either.

[ORION]

I was with a friend of mine at a bar and this large girl tried to pick him up saying that she doesn't work and just collects wellfare. what kind of pick up line is that?

[ATRAIN]

that's the only thing i could think of that made you look as gay as possible... so i went with it

I figured you went for that. Don't be mad because I pwned your ass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Viva my box is so clean now you could eat off of it!!!

what are you doing thursday

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I was with a friend of mine at a bar and this large girl tried to pick him up saying that she doesn't work and just collects wellfare. what kind of pick up line is that?

Think of it this way.

1. You hook up with said woman.

2. Each time the check comes, you snatch it from her hands and run off. It's not like she's going to chase you.

3. Nobody else would swoop in on her, so you apologize and come back three weeks later.

4. Repeat.

5. Profit.

[ATRAIN]

if you banged a chick with a cheeto infused wang, i wonder if she could have some sort of infection.

i'd reckon it would kinda be like a baseball bat with small pieces of glass glued to it... may not be too comfortable either.

I once read somewhere that a guy put tuna fish in his gf's cooch and ate it out. Well she then proceeded to get maggots in there. I don't know if this story was true and if it was damn thats a nasty !!

[mrsmaalox]

if you banged a chick with a cheeto infused wang, i wonder if she could have some sort of infection.

i'd reckon it would kinda be like a baseball bat with small pieces of glass glued to it... may not be too comfortable either.

Baseball bat?!?!

[jman3000]

my stomache literally sank when i read about the maggots in her cooch.

you have made many women in my future very sad.

[mrsmaalox]

what are you doing thursday

Looks like I've got a lunch date!!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I once read somewhere that a guy put tuna fish in his gf's cooch and ate it out. Well she then proceeded to get maggots in there. I don't know if this story was true and if it was damn thats a nasty !!

i remember a story of a fat lady that put a sandwich in one of her rolls. forgot about it. it decomposed and ate into her body. now that's fat.

[mrsmaalox]

I once read somewhere that a guy put tuna fish in his gf's cooch and ate it out. Well she then proceeded to get maggots in there. I don't know if this story was true and if it was damn thats a nasty !!

Why tuna? That is so stupid!! Why not something that tastes good, like chocolate or fruit. What idiots!

[mrsmaalox]

i remember a story of a fat lady that put a sandwich in one of her rolls. forgot about it. it decomposed and ate into her body. now that's fat.

What, she put it there for "safe keeping"?!

[ATRAIN]

Why tuna? That is so stupid!! Why not something that tastes good, like chocolate or fruit. What idiots!

I don't ing know maybe he wanted to eat lunch and eat her out at the same time?

[ORION]

Think of it this way.

1. You hook up with said woman.

2. Each time the check comes, you snatch it from her hands and run off. It's not like she's going to chase you.

3. Nobody else would swoop in on her, so you apologize and come back three weeks later.

4. Repeat.

5. Profit.

you sound like you've done that before , but I would imagine you would have to get close to her and he wasn't willing to do that. It might have been her mustache

[ATRAIN]

i remember a story of a fat lady that put a sandwich in one of her rolls. forgot about it. it decomposed and ate into her body. now that's fat.

LOL my cousin used to eat until he was full and take on last bite and keep it there till he got hungry again hahahaha, that was funny.

[jman3000]

a mustache on a chick is HAWT... it screams "i want to dominate you"

[ATRAIN]

a mustache on a chick is HAWT... it screams "i want to dominate you"

So you like chicks with s?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

LOL my cousin used to eat until he was full and take on last bite and keep it there till he got hungry again hahahaha, that was funny.

yeah, if you have to stop chewing and take a breath with a full mouth of food, i'd say you're done.

[ORION]

a mustache on a chick is HAWT... it screams "i want to dominate you"

Oh I agree but this one was the "Unintentional" mustache and she didn't properly groom it