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  1. #1526
    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    Dude, when is Melmart going to come to a GTG?
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    Man, I find it hard to take dumps away from home. Especially at someone else's house.
    I concur.

    I love the home toilet advantage.

    I get nervous when I crap at others toilets.

    I always make sure there is TP and locate a plunger before I sit down just incase....
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  3. #1528
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    I lol'd...

    not only cus I am in SA.... but because you can't apparently be bothered to check my IP
    Yeah gosh forbid, I hover my mouse over it to see.
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    Man, I find it hard to take dumps away from home. Especially at someone else's house.
    If I don't win this contest, i'm gonna drop the biggest deuce I can work up in the tank of the toilet at that bar.
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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    Dude, when is Melmart going to come to a GTG?
    I offered to pick her up, buy her drinks and find her a woman or man of her choice, but she turned me down last time.

    She better come to the next one!
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    How the did that Mavs game get so out of whack?
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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    WTF is that ? And we need a GTG soon. I'll grill.
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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    If I don't win this contest, i'm gonna drop the biggest deuce I can work up in the tank of the toilet at that bar.
    How much is first prize?
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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    How the did that Mavs game get so out of whack?
    ?
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    How much is first prize?
    $1000
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    I just flipped and the replay is on, but I thought I saw the Mavs up by 30 or something at one point earlier tonight. I was just wondering how they just manhandled SAC tonight.
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    Yeah you deserted the GTG for a chick on the phone.

    I hope you eventually got some.


    Don't worry about that.

    I punched her until she was like

    She is nothing but a little sex that needs to be smashed like

    She on my knob all night too.

    Then I was like
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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    I'd have GTGs here, but its too small. At most I could have over like 5 people before I'd get scared of collapsing my loft. Actually, I'd like to do a poker tourney here. We haven't played poker in a while.
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    I just flipped and the replay is on, but I thought I saw the Mavs up by 30 or something at one point earlier tonight. I was just wondering how they just manhandled SAC tonight.
    Yeah they blew them out the whole way through. I saw they were up by 24 or something at the half.
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    Don't worry about that.

    I punched her until she was like

    She is nothing but a little sex that needs to be smashed like

    She on my knob all night too.

    Then I was like


    Good use of emoticons.
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    Don't worry about that.

    I punched her until she was like

    She is nothing but a little sex that needs to be smashed like

    She on my knob all night too.

    Then I was like
    As long as she didn't
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I offered to pick her up, buy her drinks and find her a woman or man of her choice, but she turned me down last time.

    She better come to the next one!
    Just offer her a piece of the midge and she will be there with bells on.
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    As long as she didn't

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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    As long as she didn't
    Speaking of which, are you still with Gina?

    You are a lot more flirtatious with forum girls and grumpy with forum boys lately. So I thought maybe you weren't getting any.
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Hey Manny, got my laptop back today.
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    South Coast 3rdCoast's Avatar
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    Just offer her a piece of the midge and she will be there with bells on.
    Midge,

    You like your women to dress up for sex with you?

    Lingerie?

    A cute little nighty?

    What do you prefer?
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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    Hey Manny, got my laptop back today.
    Awesome. Running good?
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    I offered to pick her up, buy her drinks and find her a woman or man of her choice, but she turned me down last time.

    She better come to the next one!
    Gotdamned liar! if you offered all that, i woulda gone!

    seriously though.. since my granny died i promised my mom i would stay through the holidays at least... after that, fair game... so who knows, my nomad ass will likely be somewhere east again...
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Speaking of which, are you still with Gina?

    You are a lot more flirtatious with forum girls and grumpy with forum boys lately. So I thought maybe you weren't getting any.
    Yeah, we're actually pretty damn good. There was a rough patch in the summer when she was under a lot of stress, but we seem to be in a great spot right now.

    I was just telling Manny last week that people have been wondering if something is up with me since I've been going after some people...it's actually just me getting tired of some people's and just not holding back.

    And I try to keep the flirtation to the Quattro, where it's all in fun.
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