Free Quattro Razor (9)

[CuckingFunt]

I still like my decision to hang out at home an unwind tonight rather than going to a party that would bore me, but I'm WAY too sober for it to be Halloween.

[peewee's lovechild]

yeah. i was trying to get only pryor in the gif doing his "scaring whitey" twitch, but that was too much work. i'll think of something else, but that'll do for now.

How did that go?

- "Honkey, honkey!"
- "######."
- "Dead Honkey!!!"

[Melmart1]

Where are you playing tomorrow?

Sandra said she wants to meet you.

Orly?

[CuckingFunt]

Orly?

There was a girl in my statistics class this morning dressed as an O RLY owl. Pretty good costume.

[peewee's lovechild]

In the spirit of Halloween:

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

Have fun.

This is fun.

[peewee's lovechild]

You can order Jesus dress up refrigerator magnets!!

Looks like I found my stocking stuffers.

I have a stocking stuffer of a different kind.

[peewee's lovechild]

show me ANYONE that isn't a hypocrite

Dr. Josef Mengele.

[peewee's lovechild]

show me ANYONE that isn't a hypocrite

Lucifer.

[Silver21_Black20]

Orly?

Oh yea!

[CuckingFunt]

God damn Texas.

If it weren't so far away, I could have drunken girly fun with Mel and Sil, too.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm against men putting their penises up other mens asses, but I'm okay with putting my penis up a woman's ass.

Does that make me a hypocrite??

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh yea!

Take pictures and distribute them to your friends.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm against men putting their penises up other mens asses, but I'm okay with putting my penis up a woman's ass.

Does that make me a hypocrite??

No. Just a dirty prevert.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yesterday on the Food Network I saw a restaurant called Psycho Suzie's where they serve deep-fried snickers bars. Also, there was this pub in Portland where they serve a hard boiled egg wrapped in sausage, breaded, and deep fried.

Deep fried foods are the key to life, in my opinion.

[peewee's lovechild]

I saw "Immortal Beloved" for the upteenth time today.

That movie is close to perfection.

[peewee's lovechild]

Now I'm watching porn.

[peewee's lovechild]

There's some fisting going on but, strangely enough, I'm not aroused.

[T Park]

drunken lesbian sex is the key to life IMo.

What do I know...

[peewee's lovechild]

I miss cigarrettes.

[peewee's lovechild]

I miss the way they sound when you first light them up.

[peewee's lovechild]

I miss the smell of nicotine.

[peewee's lovechild]

I need some weed, maybe that will help ween me off of nicotine.

[peewee's lovechild]

Shiner Bock should replace milk in womens ties.

[CuckingFunt]

There's some fisting going on but, strangely enough, I'm not aroused.

There's very little in porn that turns me off quite as much as fisting.

Just unpleasant.

[peewee's lovechild]

God had it all wrong . . . beer is so much better than milk.