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[midgetonadonkey]

It's not like I ass ed a little boy or anything.

That's a little better than saying hawt.

[CuckingFunt]

Apparently, good grammar isn't a prerequisite to being an ordained minister.

I think peewee's name should be changed to Deacon Betted.

[peewee's lovechild]

What's wrong with refer to yourself? It's grammatically correct.

Not when it's in context to the rest of your sentence.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's a little better than saying hawt.

I was experimenting.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think peewee's name should be changed to Deacon Betted.

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bet·ted /ˈbɛtɪd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[bet-id] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–verb a pt. and pp. of bet.

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[midgetonadonkey]

I was experimenting.

That's what Richard Simmons used to say.

[midgetonadonkey]

Not when it's in context to the rest of your sentence.

There is still nothing wrong with that sentence.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think peewee's name should be changed to Deacon Betted.

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bet1 /bɛt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[bet] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, bet or bet·ted, bet·ting, noun
–verb (used with object) 1. to wager with (something or someone).
–verb (used without object) 2. to make a wager: Do you want to bet?
–noun 3. a pledge of a forfeit risked on some uncertain outcome; wager: Where do we place our bets?
4. that which is pledged: a two-dollar bet.
5. something that is bet on, as a compe or in a sporting event or a number in a lottery: That horse looks like a good bet.
6. an act or instance of betting: It's a bet, then?
7. a person, plan of action, etc., considered as being a good alternative; choice: Your best bet is to sell your stocks now.
—Idiom8. you bet! Informal. of course! surely!: You bet I'd like to be there!


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[Origin: 1585–95; perh. special use of obs. bet better, in phrase the bet the advantage, i.e., the odds]


—Synonyms 1. gamble, stake, risk, hazard, venture, chance.
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[peewee's lovechild]

That's what Richard Simmons used to say.

I am aware of that, and ashamed.

[peewee's lovechild]

There is still nothing wrong with that sentence.

Yes there is.

The "to" is unnecessary.

[Melmart1]

Usurper.

Midge said he was ordained and changed his name to Reverend Midge, and you jumped on the idea like it was the New York Yankees.

I lol'd at this.

[CuckingFunt]

Busting out the dictionary?

You still get worked up too easily.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes there is.

The "to" is unnecessary.

No it isn't. To "refer to yourself" means to call yourself something. To "refer yourself" means to send yourself somewhere.

[Melmart1]

So Midge turned holy on us? that!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

So Midge turned holy on us? that!

I'm pretty sure he's just seeking tax exempt status.

[midgetonadonkey]

So Midge turned holy on us? that!

I will never be holy. I simply became an ordained minister.

[CuckingFunt]

Yes there is.

The "to" is unnecessary.

"Please don't ever refer yourself as my deacon ever again."

That doesn't make a damn bit of sense.

[peewee's lovechild]

No it isn't. To "refer to yourself" means to call yourself something. To "refer yourself" means to send yourself somewhere.

You might have a point there, but it still doesn't sound right. There's something wrong about it, but I just can't find it.

This annoys me.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm pretty sure he's just seeking tax exempt status.

And an honorary PHD. I will one day be Reverend Midge PHD.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Please don't ever refer yourself as my deacon ever again."

That doesn't make a damn bit of sense.

I just realized that.

[midgetonadonkey]

You might have a point there, but it still doesn't sound right. There's something wrong about it, but I just can't find it.

This annoys me.

It's because there is nothing wrong with it. Just accept the fact that you don't know everything. You are wrong er. Admit.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm pretty sure he's just seeking tax exempt status.

, I wonder if he can actually get away with that .

[midgetonadonkey]

, I wonder if he can actually get away with that .

If I establish an actual church than I can.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just accept the fact that you don't know everything.

This is impossible.

[peewee's lovechild]

If I establish an actual church than I can.

I still say we start a new religion.
Like Peter did in Family Guy with The Fonz.

I'm not even kidding about this .