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[to21]

^ remember her box is clean now. Get in before Viva.

[mrsmaalox]

key word.....trying

I wouldn't want pee wee's and viva's leftovers.

You want to die today don't you?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

^ remember her box is clean now. Get in before Viva.

i got him beat

[ATRAIN]

^ remember her box is clean now. Get in before Viva.

LMAO, wait why now? What was in it before today?

[ATRAIN]

You want to die today don't you?

Am I putting out that vibe? LMAO

[mrsmaalox]

LMAO, wait why now? What was in it before today?

Well I could say what all was in there, but I don't think you really want me to!

[ATRAIN]

Well I could say what all was in there, but I don't think you really want me to!

Which box are you talking about?

[mrsmaalox]

Am I putting out that vibe? LMAO

No it's more of a "fume".

[mrsmaalox]

Which box are you talking about?

Don't act like you don't know..

[ATRAIN]

Don't act like you don't know..

The one we are talking about or the one you are talking about? hahahahaha

[mrsmaalox]

The one we are talking about or the one you are talking about? hahahahaha

hahahaha yourself! I've only been talking about one.

[to21]

hahahaha yourself! I've only been talking about one.

The one she cleaned for Viva.

[ATRAIN]

The one she cleaned for Viva.

yeah or the one Viva cleaned for her??

[Viva Las Espuelas]

yeah or the one Viva cleaned for her??

i didn't personally clean her box, but i did demand that she clean it up.

[CuckingFunt]

Damnit, Jman changed his post before I could quote it and ask how many of the girls he messed around with had Cheeto fingers and smelled like KFC (Beeville girl).

I could almost swear the report was that she smelled like Salisbury Steak.

[CuckingFunt]

There is a plus side to getting a hand job from a girl with cheeto hands but if you have to ask what it is you just don't get it.

If you're getting handjobs from girls hungry enough to be swayed by cheeto flavor, your standards aren't as high as I would have assumed.

[CuckingFunt]

a mustache on a chick is HAWT... it screams "i want to dominate you"

So... jman likes tall Viking women and women who can dominate him.

I'm sensing a few unresolved issues.

[florige]

I could almost swear the report was that she smelled like Salisbury Steak.

What the heck are you guys talking about in here today???

[CuckingFunt]

What the heck are you guys talking about in here today???

A pleasantly plump young lady who tried to molest poor jman a few months ago.

[florige]

A pleasantly plump young lady who tried to molest poor jman a few months ago.

Oh ok. Thanks for bringing me up to speed.

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey ATRAIN, did you get selected to buy Astros tickets?

[CuckingFunt]

"Unbeatable Banzuke" may be even better than "Ninja Warrior."

[ATRAIN]

If you're getting handjobs from girls hungry enough to be swayed by cheeto flavor, your standards aren't as high as I would have assumed.

Good point, but what if she was eating cheetos then was swayed away from them by my piece and didnt even want to wash her hands, would that be ok?

[ATRAIN]

Hey ATRAIN, did you get selected to buy Astros tickets?

Mother ers!!

Dear Astros Fan:

Thank you for registering for a chance to purchase tickets to the Yankees and Red Sox Series that will be held at Minute Maid Park. Unfortunately, your entry was not selected for the online ticket sale.



However my sister got picked but she can only get 4 tickets. I better think of a way to blackmail her ass.

[ATRAIN]

Hey ATRAIN, did you get selected to buy Astros tickets?

Did you get picked?