ing too much candy today.
Imagine if we pissed beer all day???
, I'd be drinking my piss all day.
ing too much candy today.
Everyone needs to shove some candy corn up their asses.
Who the even likes candy corn?
!!!!
Now I'm pissed that candy corn even exists.
I've had one little bag of Reese's Pieces and a roll of Smarties, but that's it.
I'm proud of myself.
Me too, oddly enough.
Are you sex crazed maniacs watching some Bree Olsen porn???
I'm ting chocolate, I've eaten so much.
The dude who was fisting the chick has a bigger than his arm.
I need to buy some Enzyte.
I have a 14 inch . . . when I measure it from my taint.
The measuring tape is cold.
Masturbation has lost its appeal.
Correction: He has a prosthetic bigger than his arm.
My is looking at me as if to say, "Hey, this is getting kinda pointless. Do you have any Eskimo porn?"
That er looks real and the chick is twisting in pain.
All I want for Christmas is 18 inches on my .
That would make it a net gain of 16 inches.
It's true.
I'm gonna try to masturbate to Fraggle Rock.
Maybe that will do the trick.
I had a little bag of M&M's and a little bag of Reese's Pieces.
Now I'm reading over this health insurance plan from work that I was just told I'm eligible for. I'm thankful my previous employer didn't want to get liability insurance for us driving. They made us switch to another company through which we're paid, but would cover us driving.
Not working . . . too happy.
Of course it looks real. No one would by it if it looked like he was just holding a dildo.
So, anyway, Nostradamus and the Ancient Mayas say that the world will end in 2012.
That gives me roughly 4 years to reach my goals.
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