One afternoon when I was in high school, I saw my mom laying on the couch and I asked her if I could go do something with my friends. She said no, I protested and asked why not, she said no again and it turned into a big argument. Finally, she got stern and said, "Listen! I'm not changing my mind on this one. You CANNOT put ants and spiders in my hair!" Turns out she was asleep the whole ing time.

She would throw at him to wake him up and us kids would quickly dismiss ourselves so as to laugh away from her wrath.
