Free Quattro Razor (12)

[CuckingFunt]

This is impossible.

For you to accept?

We know.

[peewee's lovechild]

We can have a porn/sex slave shop in the back of the church.

[peewee's lovechild]

For you to accept?

We know.

For anyone to accept.

[Melmart1]

You mean, peewee doesn't know everything like he thinks he does?

Shocking.

[midgetonadonkey]

I still say we start a new religion.
Like Peter did in Family Guy with The Fonz.

I'm not even kidding about this .

We?

Are you an ordained minister? I didn't think so.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

If L. Ron Hubbard can cook up a religion with his writing credentials, I don't see why a man whose resume includes a short story of a midget on a donkey that rides around slapping people couldn't put one together. You might want to consider making it a holy text and start printing up copies.

[CuckingFunt]

We?

Are you an ordained minister? I didn't think so.

U. Surp. Er.

[CuckingFunt]

If L. Ron Hubbard can cook up a religion with his writing credentials, I don't see why a man whose resume includes a short story of a midget on a donkey that rides around slapping people couldn't put one together. You might want to consider making it a holy text and start printing up copies.

I agree.

And, if that happens, I may have finally found the answer to the question of my faith.

[midgetonadonkey]

If L. Ron Hubbard can cook up a religion with his writing credentials, I don't see why a man whose resume includes a short story of a midget on a donkey that rides around slapping people couldn't put one together. You might want to consider making it a holy text and start printing up copies.

You make a fascinating point.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

You make a fascinating point.

They are the only kind I make.

[Melmart1]

All I want to know is if mus bukkakes will be a part of the rituals in this new church. If so, I am definitely in.

[peewee's lovechild]

We?

Are you an ordained minister? I didn't think so.

I mean we can team up and make a fantastic religion.
I'll be your sidekick.

I'll be the Costello to your Abbot.

[CuckingFunt]

All I want to know is if mus bukkakes will be a part of the rituals in this new church. If so, I am definitely in.

I hate mus .

But I'm amused by mus bukkake.

I'm torn.

[peewee's lovechild]

All I want to know is if mus bukkakes will be a part of the rituals in this new church. If so, I am definitely in.

I believe it will be essential to any faith established by Reverend Midge.

[Melmart1]

I hate mus .

But I'm amused by mus bukkake.

I'm torn.

We can be like the porn chicks who lick up the load aftewards. I'll do the licking, thus absolving you of having to taste the hated mus .

[peewee's lovechild]

I hate mus .

But I'm amused by mus bukkake.

I'm torn.

I don't understand your hatred.

How can you have a sandwich without it?

Hot roast beef, provolone, and mus on rye.
Damn, now I'm hungry.

[CuckingFunt]

We can be like the porn chicks who lick up the load aftewards. I'll do the licking, thus absolving you of having to taste the hated mus .

Anything that ends in my being licked by Mel is aces in my book.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't understand your hatred.

I think it's yucky, hence I hate it.

It's not too advanced.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think it's yucky, hence I hate it.

It's not too advanced.

But, how the can you eat a hot dog without it???

How can you have a sandwich without it??

This is beyond comprehension.

[midgetonadonkey]

All I want to know is if mus bukkakes will be a part of the rituals in this new church. If so, I am definitely in.

I think they will be. I will have to look back at the ancient texts.

[Melmart1]

I think they will be. I will have to look back at the ancient texts.

So ... yesterday's writings?

[CuckingFunt]

But, how the can you eat a hot dog without it???

How can you have a sandwich without it??

This is beyond comprehension.

I don't know how anyone could eat a hot dog or a sandwich with it, but I'm not making a federal case about it. I'm just a picky eater.

[midgetonadonkey]

So ... yesterday's writings?

Yes, pretty much.

[Melmart1]

I'm just a picky eater.

So I guess a blowjob for peewee is out of the question?

[CuckingFunt]

Yes, pretty much.

I imagine the ancient texts to be scribbled on a number of stolen post-it notes.