Free Quattro Razor (9)

[peewee's lovechild]

Of course it looks real. No one would by it if it looked like he was just holding a dildo.

I didn't know humans could buy attatchments for their pingas.

[peewee's lovechild]

My pinga's angry with me.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's amazing because it's kinda cold, yet my balls are sagging.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's a scientific breakthrough.

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't know humans could buy attatchments for their pingas.

I'd imagine they'd have to be specially made.

[peewee's lovechild]

If Nostradamus is right, then I'm pissed that I only have 4 years to reach my goal in life.

[peewee's lovechild]

That being that I want to a woman in every country of the world.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd have to skip on Nambia and Zimbabwe.

Them es just crazy!!

[CuckingFunt]

If Nostradamus is right, then I'm pissed that I only have 4 years to reach my goal in life.

Luckily, I don't know what my goal in life is, so I don't have to worry about missing out.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That being that I want to a woman in every country of the world.

Better get crackin'.

[peewee's lovechild]

Now, because of Nostradamus and the ing Mayas, I have changed my life's goal to a woman in every continent.

[Silver21_Black20]

Are you sex crazed maniacs watching some Bree Olsen porn???

Oddly enough, yea.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've got North America covered.

And, I've also got Europe.

[CuckingFunt]

Now, because of Nostradamus and the ing Mayas, I have changed my life's goal to a woman in every continent.

Even Antarctica?

[peewee's lovechild]

Now, I only need South America, Africa, Asia, and Australia.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Even Antarctica?

They've got scientists.

[CuckingFunt]

Oddly enough, yea.

I never know the names of the people in my porn.

[peewee's lovechild]

Even Antarctica?

I don't know what the I'm gonna do about Antartica.

I guess I'll have to a penguin or some like that.

But, they're just not sexy and they ing bite.

[midgetonadonkey]

Peewee is up late because his guilt for masturbating to transves e porn is overwhelming him.

[CuckingFunt]

Peewee is up late because his guilt for masturbating to transves e porn is overwhelming him.

Understandable.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oddly enough, yea.

Lucky bas s.

I don't have any more room left on my hard drive.

**He, he, he . . . "hard"**

So, I haven't been able to download her .

[Silver21_Black20]

Where's mel?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Guess what I saw while taking the escalator at Rivercenter Mall on Tuesday afternoon?

[peewee's lovechild]

Peewee is up late because his guilt for masturbating to transves e porn is overwhelming him.

Na, I started with that because I wanted to "shake things up".

I need a cigarrette.

[peewee's lovechild]

Where's mel?

She's sleeping.

I'd wake her, but she hates when I do that.