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  1. #1626
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I finally got a vehicle of my own
    Cool, maybe next you can get some pussy.
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Cool, maybe next you can get some pussy.
    that's the plan
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Now you can take a chick to the drive in and poke her in the backseat.
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  4. #1629
    Since 1979 Das Texan's Avatar
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    Adam Rabel
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    why did i buy a 6 pack tonight?
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  5. #1630
    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Now you can take a chick to the drive in and poke her in the backseat.
    there is no backseat, it's a truck. And it's not an extended cab
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  6. #1631
    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    The banana split I just ate was pretty satisfying.
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  7. #1632
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    there is no backseat, it's a truck. And it's not an extended cab
    rookie ! I've been laid on a unicycle.
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  8. #1633
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    rookie ! I've been laid on a unicycle.



    Orion is my hero.
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  9. #1634
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I left out the worse part. The tire was flat and my spokes were bent
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  10. #1635
    Since 1979 Das Texan's Avatar
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    Adam Rabel
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    its going to be bad when i'm hungover tomorrow.
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  11. #1636
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    its going to be bad when i'm hungover tomorrow.
    then don't stop drinking
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  12. #1637
    Since 1979 Das Texan's Avatar
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    Adam Rabel
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    then don't stop drinking


    well i got 3 beers left.


    i dont want to leave them in this dump.


    dont want to take them with me.


    guess i gotta drink them.
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  13. #1638
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    well i got 3 beers left.


    i dont want to leave them in this dump.


    dont want to take them with me.


    guess i gotta drink them.
    poor you .....
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  14. #1639
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I miss beer.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    beer has been cheating on you with DasTexan
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    Since 1979 Das Texan's Avatar
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    Adam Rabel
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    beer has been cheating on you with DasTexan

    we are becoming good friends tonight.
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  17. #1642
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Beer is a cheap . Like jman's mom.
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    Since 1979 Das Texan's Avatar
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    Adam Rabel
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    wehre the is everyone?
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  19. #1644
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Beer is a cheap . Like jman's mom.
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    Since 1979 Das Texan's Avatar
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    Adam Rabel
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    get a ing room.

    damn.
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  22. #1647
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I don't ing believe you.
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  23. #1648
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I call your mom a and all you have to post about it is a ing smiley.
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  24. #1649
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    i was having sex in the backseat of my car once and the girl hit her head on my dome light and broke it. I got mad and yelled at her and took her home.
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  25. #1650
    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    get a ing room.

    damn.
    Shut up and get drunk.
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