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  1. #1626
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I was at the zoo today with my nephew and a friend's twin boys, all under the age of five. Somebody just shoot me now. I think I need a beer...
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  2. #1627
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I was at the zoo today with my nephew and a friend's twin boys, all under the age of five. Somebody just shoot me now. I think I need a beer...
    I have a beer that's about 17%... 2 of em will get you buzzing pretty good. come on over.
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  3. #1628
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    we can finally have round 2
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  4. #1629
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    It doesnt feel the same.
    Try the ribbed ones. Your keyboard will thank you.
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  5. #1630
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    we can finally have round 2
    It took me a minute to figure out what the you were talking about!
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  6. #1631
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    It took me a minute to figure out what the you were talking about!
    i guess i just wasn't that good
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  7. #1632
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Why hasn't Melmart ever taking me to the zoo?
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  8. #1633
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Why hasn't Melmart ever taking me to the zoo?
    The monkeys and gorillas are on hiatus while they build a new structure. You wouldn't feel at home.
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  9. #1634
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    But I want to see the bug exhibit.
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  10. #1635
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    I always liked the reptile house. But if I never go to another zoo in my life, it will be too soon.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I always liked the reptile house.
    Couldn't have anything to do with the big snakes now?
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    Couldn't have anything to do with the big snakes now?
    More of a blood lust than a lust lust -- feeding time was particularly entertaining.
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  13. #1638
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    But I want to see the bug exhibit.
    Dude, I didn't even get to see the bug exhibit. The boys wanted to eat then we got turned around and we missed some stuff. Then it rained for a little while. Blechhhh. I am ing tired now.
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  14. #1639
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    At Marine World here in Northern California, they have (well, had, I haven't been there in years) a huge butterfly exhibit that my friends and I used to go to every year. We'd run around and stomp our feet loudly on the ground as if we were crushing their precious butterflies.

    They'd kick us out eventually, but it was always the height of hilarity until they did.
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  15. #1640
    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    More of a blood lust than a lust lust -- feeding time was particularly entertaining.

    Reminds me of this scene.
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  16. #1641
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    At Marine World here in Northern California, they have (well, had, I haven't been there in years) a huge butterfly exhibit that my friends and I used to go to every year. We'd run around and stomp our feet loudly on the ground as if we were crushing their precious butterflies.

    They'd kick us out eventually, but it was always the height of hilarity until they did.
    What the ?

    That post had a certain ashbeeigh quality to it, and I apologize for that.
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  17. #1642
    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    What the ?

    That post had a certain ashbeeigh quality to it, and I apologize for that.
    Dont appologize, that sounds like assbag.
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  18. #1643
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    Dont appologize, that sounds like assbag.
    Son of a !

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I still have a headache. I think I need drugs of some sort. Anyone know a reliable heroin dealer?
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I think I should become a pharmacist.
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  21. #1646
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I could steal meds from old people.
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  22. #1647
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I'll give them placebos.
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  23. #1648
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I hear they work just as well.
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  24. #1649
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Some percocets would be nice right now.
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  25. #1650
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Maybe even some codine.
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