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  1. #1626
    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    am i the only one who posts random ass in the quattro this month or what

    im about to knock the bejeezus out of this stupid thread
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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    When zeus ed his own daughter persephone, queen of the underworld, they bore zagreus, who was highly favored by zeus.
    zeus even gave the kid his own lightning bolts.

    then the ans somehow escaped their prison and ripped the kid to shreds, stringing his entrails across the land. luckily his heart remained intact which zeus forced into the mouth of a mortal named semele after he ed her then she bore the new version of zagreus: Dionysus god of wine and theatre.
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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    It should also be of note that zeus had to transform himself into a serpent to entice his daughter to do the nasty though some traditions say he just entangled and ravished her
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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    Even though Duran Duran were a bunch of new romantic s when you looked at their faces they produced an ASSLOAD of great pop hits.


    Rio is one of the best songs I look forward to hearing on the radio. John Taylor's bass lines are underrated and unappreciated. But if you look at a picture of them or their videos you can't help but think they're a buncha nancy boys (god can only fathom how much 80's pussy they got on a regular basis though)
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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    I'm watching talk sex with that little old granny lady. She says the only real way a woman can get 'stretched out' is by having a baby. This can't be true....I'm sure midge will back me up on this one













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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    the chauffeur is a good song.
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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    I was with Katy for almost four hours straight (save for the car ride that I chose to pass on) and I can assure you there was no mecco in the night's events.

    Sounds like corso choked with the game on the line CORSO
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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    I at the time was a communist

    Lived on a collective farm

    She was a part time antichrist

    Our sex went off like a bomb


    Living the life of a terrorist

    Just lookin for my man Saddam

    Who gave me a gun
    As Iran to the sun
    If you die like a dog
    Then you are
    Then you are
    Then you are
    Then you are
    Then you are
    Then you are
    Then you are
    Then you are


    SADDAM

    They shall drown in their own blood.....
    HAIL SADDAM A GO-GO!
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    You guys remember when Belle and Sebastian were gaining steam?

    I was fresh into austin, circa 2002. I downloaded all their , they had some really good songs, but it was like their peak had already crested. I was a year too late.

    Seeing Other People is one of the most powerful piano songs of the early 2000's ever.
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    I'm beginning to question the myth of whether or not Stephen Jackson really stole timvp's UGK Cd.
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    lemme set this straight
    lemme lay down tha rules
    if a is talkin
    then that gon'havta snooze
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    Pimp CBF now what the fluff you said
    AK hit the wall tore the stuffing out the fluffy bed
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    when did katy call TW jason? and he wasn't really hitting on those ho's... he was just asking how old their 2 year old daughter was.
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    when did katy call TW jason? and he wasn't really hitting on those ho's... he was just asking how old their 2 year old daughter was.
    I think it was the elevator (when you and I were walking to Denny's).
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    well ... bout damn time TW tried to get some play.

    i know i said this before... it was fun and all but the crowd was a bit touristy and there was a generation gap in there. katy is on the right track of mind... austin is next.
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    I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge atxrocker's Avatar
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    katy is on the right track of mind... austin is next.

    since i don't have the time or patience to research this, what the does austin have to do with ANYTHING? do tell.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    we're gonna try to hit up austin next. that's what it means.
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    I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge atxrocker's Avatar
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    come to the atx and trust me, we'll be sure to have a killer time. be sure to hit me up, we'll make it happen.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i go to austin about once every 3 months or so... but it's usually to catch a show... i've never really been up there to party.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i went to a house party in austin one time that was thrown by some female college softball team. it wasn't until the ride up that i realized that all female softball players are gay. it was ok.
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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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    Katy needs to learn to take a joke, cmon it was fun
    I wasn't completely serious. Don't you know me at all????
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    wet weasel
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    why sandra, you look like someone just...walked over your grave
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