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  1. #1626
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
    Just... go with it. Ignore it, and it will all be over soon.
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    I used to know these dudes and one of them was having sex with his chick and they got loud and the chick told him to call her "princess" so he was in there calling her princess! princess!. that was a funny story. I don't talk during it makes it seem to pornoish

    LOL
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    My old neighbors used to have really loud sex and she'd scream about whatever little game they were playing that night. Usually something involving slaying dragons, or killing aliens, or rescuing her from kidnappers or some like that. It was hilarious.



    In general, I don't mind when girls talk a little dirty, but when guys do it I have a hard time not laughing.

    WTF did you ever see them?
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  4. #1629
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    WTF did you ever see them?
    Yeah. It was a duplex, and they both loved yardwork, so my girlfriend and I would see them in the garden all the time. They were a real nice couple, actually. In their late 20's at the time, if I had to guess.
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    My old neighbors used to have really loud sex and she'd scream about whatever little game they were playing that night. Usually something involving slaying dragons, or killing aliens, or rescuing her from kidnappers or some like that. It was hilarious.



    In general, I don't mind when girls talk a little dirty, but when guys do it I have a hard time not laughing.
    You must pull Excalibur out from the sheath! That's what I would say
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    You must pull Excalibur out from the sheath! That's what I would say

    Pee wee would say to Midge I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!!
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  7. #1632
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    Pee wee would say to Midge I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!!
    You spend waaaaaaay too much time imagining peewee and midge bangin' each other.
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  8. #1633
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    You spend waaaaaaay too much time imagining peewee and midge bangin' each other.
    QFT.
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    I had a habit of hitting my girlfriends with my dong when they weren't expecting it.
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    It saddens me that Melmart made a visit to the Quattro today, but did not say anything.
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    I had a habit of hitting my girlfriends with my dong when they weren't expecting it.

    LOL did you say BAD GIRL BAD GIRL?
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    LOL did you say BAD GIRL BAD GIRL?
    no just hit them it what spot was available. Arm, head, shoulder, face
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    I had a habit of hitting my girlfriends with my dong when they weren't expecting it.
    I will invoke the mercy rule and not use the obvious comeback about them feeling it.
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    I will invoke the mercy rule and not use the obvious comeback about them feeling it.
    oh they felt it and spent the rest of the night in the ER from broken bones
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    do you have to the "pussyfoot"
    BOOM! Tough Actin' Tinactin.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    God damn, I've missed so much.
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    It saddens me that Melmart made a visit to the Quattro today, but did not say anything.
    i'm glad. i just ate.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Funt checking out pink pubes???

    ing sweetness!!!!!!!!!!
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Atrain comming out?

    ing knew it!!!
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I hating missing out on when I'm busy.
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    I hating missing out on when I'm busy.
    As do I.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Having caught up with The Quattro, I've come to a conclusion:

    ATRAIN has a vagina.
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  23. #1648
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    My tummy is hungry.

    The rest of me... not so much.
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  24. #1649
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    ATRAIN has a swollen yeasty vagina, with a wort on his left labia . . . not the right labia, but the left labia. The right labia has a tinge of redness due to infection, but no wort.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    My tummy is hungry.

    The rest of me... not so much.
    All this talk of pink pussy pubes has made me very hungry.
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