I've gone from porn to Smoking Aces.
My penis is still angry with me, but my balls have shrunk.
I've gone from porn to Smoking Aces.
No one said it was a human fetus.
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Jason Bateman with herpes sores all over his mouth is some funny .
Chickens don't have fetuses.
They don't have souls.
Smoking Aces was not very good, but I still kinda liked it.
Human fetuses don't have souls either.
Whatever happened to Bateman's sister??
I used to jack off to her on Family Ties.
Well keep waiting .
You should have oe over. We had a 12 pack of Dos XX and a bottle of Jager. We gave out candy and Ramen noodles.
I'm watching the scene with all the hookers all over the floor all nekkid and what not.
They do, it's a blue dot near the throat.
You just have to look real carefully.
I remembered that I have tequila in my house. I am now drinking a margarita on the rocks.
It's really not that exciting.
Thanks for the invite.
Really.
I feel special.
Farting is overrated.
Jebus Crust I could fuel a small country right now.
Pussiest drink ever.
Drink the Quila straight.
Smoking Aces isn't good the second time around.
I want to watch Immortal Beloved again.
Vodka is the only thing I like straight.
Well... vodka, and men.
I think we should let Jews and Muslims duke it out.
I mean, nukes and everything.
Winner takes all.
You don't know what your missing.
A twist isn't a twist at all if you know it's coming.
Sunshine was better than expected. Had the potential to be one of the best sci-fi flicks ever. Too much ebb and flow to reach that lofty goal, though.
Pros utes are god's way of saying, "If you've got the money, honey, I've got what you need."
I heard both good and bad about that one. Plan on renting it when it comes out.
Little Miss Sunshine was funny as , but I don't see it as Sci-fi.
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