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  1. #1651
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    i was having sex in the backseat of my car once and the girl hit her head on my dome light and broke it. I got mad and yelled at her and took her home.
    That's badass.
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    Since 1979 Das Texan's Avatar
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    Shut up and get drunk.

    why so you can take advantage of me?
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    i was having sex in the backseat of my car once and the girl hit her head on my dome light and broke it. I got mad and yelled at her and took her home.
    So you yelled at her... then finished and took her home?
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I can honestly say I've hid in a chicks closet after having sex while her parents were talking to her
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    why so you can take advantage of me?
    Uh...No comment!!
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    So you yelled at her... then finished and took her home?
    no we didn't finish. thats how hardcore I was. I said " today is your unlucky day, get out " I think I actually picked her up the next day though because she was good .......
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    why so you can take advantage of me?
    its impossible for a girl to date rape a guy ,but its awesome if the girl still trys !
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    Since 1979 Das Texan's Avatar
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    so thats a yes.


    cool!
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  9. #1659
    Go to baselinebums.com NASpurs's Avatar
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    no we didn't finish. thats how hardcore I was. I said " today is your unlucky day, get out " I think I actually picked her up the next day though because she was good .......
    Holy crap. You made her walk home and still picked her up the next day

    Oops you said before you took her home. Damn that would have been cool if you didn't
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    its impossible for a girl to date rape a guy ,but its awesome if the girl still trys !
    It's not impossible. Believe me.
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    Holy crap. You made her walk home and still picked her up the next day
    no I'm not heartless. I drove her home. I'm not an animal. besides if I wanted to get another girl at that spot afterwards I needed to make sure the first girl wasn't around.
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    its impossible for a girl to date rape a guy ,but its awesome if the girl still trys !

    A guy can't control when he gets a boner, if while he's trying to walk it off and a girl jumps on it, that's rape.
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    Go to baselinebums.com NASpurs's Avatar
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    I heard some guy woke up with a girl sucking on his weiner and called the police claiming he was being raped. I think his name was jman or something.
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    It's not impossible. Believe me.
    was her name hortencia ???
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    A guy can't control when he gets a boner, if while he's trying to walk it off and a girl jumps on it, that's rape.
    not in my book. Its called good fortune and better aiming
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I heard some guy woke up with a girl sucking on his weiner and called the police claiming he was being raped. I think his name was jman or something.
    If it was a dude instead of a chick he's be in heaven.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I heard some guy woke up with a girl sucking on his weiner and called the police claiming he was being raped. I think his name was jman or something.
    just thinking about a guy doing that makes me mad
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    Yep I was right.

    http://www.aftenposten.no/english/lo...cle1027927.ece

    Woman convicted of rape
    In a landmark case a 23-year-old woman has been convicted by a Bergen court for the rape of a 31-year-old man.
    Related stories:
    Woman charged with raping man - 20.04.2005

    The woman was sentenced to nine months in prison and ordered to pay NOK 40,000 (USD 6,385) to the man.

    The incident occurred on Jan. 4 last year in a Bergen apartment. The man testified that he fell asleep on a sofa and woke up to find the woman performing oral sex on him.

    The woman eventually admitted sexual contact but claimed that it was voluntary and that the man was willing and smiled.

    The case has attracted attention and is the first time a Norwegian woman has been charged with raping a man.
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    not in my book. Its called good fortune and better aiming

    what if she's really ugly?
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    If it was a dude instead of a chick he's be in heaven.
    . pretending to still be asleep
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    what if she's really ugly?


    then you are dreaming.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    what if she's really ugly?
    simple .....I close my eyes
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    He probably thought he was having a wet dream. What a... damn I can't say that "f" word Kori told me not to say anymore
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    bloop bloop
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  25. #1675
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    I like squid. He is good people.
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