Free Quattro Razor (9)

[CuckingFunt]

Pros utes are god's way of saying, "If you've got the money, honey, I've got what you need."

Pros utes are God's way of accelerating natural selection.

[peewee's lovechild]

I like the idea of a pros ute, but I hate the idea of paying.

[peewee's lovechild]

There should be like a Half Price Pros utes store somewhere.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The cinematography is amazing. Plot holes galore.

[peewee's lovechild]

What does $20 get you nowadays?

[CuckingFunt]

There should be like a Half Price Pros utes store somewhere.

There is.

But, sadly, you only get half the pros ute.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm hanging a sock off my .

It looks funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

There is.

But, sadly, you only get half the pros ute.

As long as I get the half with a vagina.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, I'd probably miss the ties.

[CuckingFunt]

The cinematography is amazing.

Certainly looked that way in the commercials I saw.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

There should be like a Half Price Pros utes store somewhere.

Used to be a gal close to where I worked at the time that gave $2 blowjobs.

The ensuing herps was her gift to you at no charge.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Jala Mi Wine" is spanish for "Halloween".

[CuckingFunt]

I'm hanging a sock off my .

It looks funny.

The sock, or your ?

[peewee's lovechild]

Used to be a gal close to where I worked at the time that gave $2 blowjobs.

The ensuing herps was her gift to you at no charge.

The have pills for the herps.

$2 is a ing bargain.

[T Park]

Whats the appeal behind getting drunk?

[CuckingFunt]

Used to be a gal close to where I worked at the time that gave $2 blowjobs.

The ensuing herps was her gift to you at no charge.

I do so love buyer incentives.

[peewee's lovechild]

The sock, or your ?

It's funny because I don't know where the sock is hanging from.

[peewee's lovechild]

Whats the appeal behind getting drunk?

What's the appeal of taking money from little kids?

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if carnies give blow jobs on the side for extra money.

[CuckingFunt]

What's the appeal of taking money from little kids?

Now, that's just a silly question.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Whats the appeal behind getting drunk?

Hmmm...

Escape. Acceptance. Self-loathing. Denial. Courage. Guilt.


Just a few.

[T Park]

What's the appeal of taking money from little kids?

I don't know what is it.

[T Park]

Hmmm...

Escape. Acceptance. Self-loathing. Denial. Courage. Guilt.

hmm have the self loathing, have the denial, have the guilt.

acceptance, yup.

Escape? , im still here...

[T Park]

I wonder if carnies give blow jobs on the side for extra money.

i wonder if librarians fap the little boys cause they look like harry potter

[peewee's lovechild]

- "Mister, how much is it to get in the ride?"
- "Well, I don't know young lad. I guess it all depends."
- "Depends on what mister?"
- "Depends on what kinda heat your packing in them trousers of yours."
- "What's "packing heat" mean?"
- "Oh, this is going to be fun. Follow me behind this tent, young lad."
- "This doesn't look like fun."