Free Quattro Razor (10)

[peewee's lovechild]

"Take that you !" (slo-mo ripping of blouse)

"Oh yea? Same to you, !" (additional slo-mo ripping of blouse)

That sounds good and all, but let's let the ladies take over for now.

[peewee's lovechild]

There will be no catfight between the Funt and myself. But, you boys are free to fantasize. Not that you probably haven't started to already.

This disappoints me.

[CuckingFunt]

This disappoints me.

Doesn't disappoint me at all.



I prefer to think there'd be nothin' but lovin' between me and Mel.

[peewee's lovechild]

Doesn't disappoint me at all.



I prefer to think there'd be nothin' but lovin' between me and Mel.

Would you care to describe, in detail, what this lovin' would be like?

[CuckingFunt]

Would you care to describe, in detail, what this lovin' would be like?

That would be most indiscreet.

[peewee's lovechild]

That would be most indiscreet.

And the disappoinment just keeps pouring in.

[Melmart1]

That would be most indiscreet.

And would cause me to blow another gasket similar to a few nights ago. So let's avoid this, shall we?

[FromWayDowntown]

Would you care to describe, in detail, what this lovin' would be like?

Is peewee ALWAYS this desperate?

[samikeyp]

So when is too early for Christmas music?

You know there is always the one radio station that plays just Christmas until Christmas? (101.9 for those in SA) That station here started last night. I like Christmas music and I am enjoying it but I think its a tad early.

[jman3000]

i just typed out "pubic shaving" instead of "public shaming" on my notes right now... i laughed out loud and looked re ed.

[Melmart1]

Is peewee ALWAYS this desperate?

Picked up on that, didya?

[peewee's lovechild]

Is peewee ALWAYS this desperate?

Yep.

You would be too, if you lived in a sex desert.

[samikeyp]

You would be too, if you lived in a sex desert.

Wouldn't that burn and be a bit sandy?

[FromWayDowntown]

Yep.

You would be too, if you lived in a sex desert.

You don't know that I'm not living in a sex desert; but whether I was or wasn't, you can be sure that I wouldn't be as obviously-desperate as you are in the Quattro. Man, asking CF or Mel to elaborate on some salacious comment isn't even flirting -- it's stalkerish. And they're totally playing you now. It's pretty sad.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wouldn't that burn and be a bit sandy?

The sand chafes.

It tends to hurt.

[peewee's lovechild]

You don't know that I'm not living in a sex desert; but whether I was or wasn't, you can be sure that I wouldn't be as obviously-desperate as you are in the Quattro. Man, asking CF or Mel to elaborate on some salacious comment isn't even flirting -- it's stalkerish. And they're totally playing you now. It's pretty sad.

Stalkers gotta have fun too.

It really isn't sad. I love it when they play with me. It's so je ne sai quois (got it right this time) and it fills me with glee.

It's sad that you can't see it.

[peewee's lovechild]

THE PEEWEE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tlongII]

This thread HAS to rate among the worst on the ENTIRE INTERNET!

It must die.

[Melmart1]

This thread HAS to rate among the worst on the ENTIRE INTERNET!

It must die.

Go shove a sheep up your ass.

[samikeyp]

Go shove a sheep up your ass.

Yeah...like he hasn't done that before.

[ORION]

She IS saying "pay attention to me and my beautiful bosom."

She IS NOT saying "stare at my breasts with the intensity of a starving man catching his first glimpse of food in a month and ignore anything else that may be going on at the moment."

sorry but I don't see the difference

[Melmart1]

Maaan, I am sleepy. I think I might have to get cranky soon!

[peewee's lovechild]

Go shove a sheep up your ass.

I love you.

[batman2883]

we were at the beach
everybody had matching towels
someone went under the dock and there they found a rock
but it wasnt a rock, it was a rock lobster

[peewee's lovechild]

sorry but I don't see the difference

There isn't much of a difference.

If breastesses could talk, they'd be saying "Look at me you ing !!!"