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  1. #1701
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I think Katy is fantastic.
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    SpursTalk Sneakerhead KEDA's Avatar
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    do you ever shut up Katy?
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Trainwreck will see the light. I remember when I was younger, I was nice to chicks. Everyone always said girls can't resist an asshole who treats them like . But I thought it was bogus. But it isnt.

    The girl I was talking to all of her boyfriends were assholes, now we're just friends and she's dating an asshole.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I burned my throat, guys.
    Hit the bong next time. The water cools the smoke.
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    I burned my throat, guys.
    It's called a gag reflex
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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    Katy burnt her throat on some nice warm slimy meso soup
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    SpursTalk Sneakerhead KEDA's Avatar
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    Hit the bong next time. The water cools the smoke.

    this is true

    the man knows what he speaks of!
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    Hit the bong next time. The water cools the smoke.
    Seriously. Next time I'm smoking with you.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    The girl I was talking to all of her boyfriends were assholes, now we're just friends and she's dating an asshole.
    Do you see a pattern? She likes assholes. Be an asshole. Chicks love it.
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    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    do you ever shut up Katy?
    What the ? Ever since you've been ing again you hardly talk to me anymore and now you're asking me to shut up?

    Hey KEDA, you!
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    Flyer than I have to be oh crap's Avatar
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    nice guys really do finish last. it's not just a tagline.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    this is true

    the man knows what he speaks of!
    I now have a decade of experience under my belt. My 10 year "first toke ever" anniversary just passed on July 12th.
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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    You started late too? I'm already at 6 or 7, and I'm younger than you.

    I got my first J from a parking lot small time dealer, he was giving me a sample to try and get me hooked
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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    Sad thing is a load of my friends started in like 6th grade. Now they are all marines
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    Flyer than I have to be oh crap's Avatar
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    I was contemplating the other day which was better, toking up the first time or the first time my girl let me do anal. after long thought i concluded that the combination of the two was the only way to go
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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    All tokes are not anal but all anals are tokes
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    You started late too? I'm already at 6 or 7, and I'm younger than you.

    I got my first J from a parking lot small time dealer, he was giving me a sample to try and get me hooked
    I had done research on smoking at like 15 and decided to wait a few years for my brain to develop a little more before I started destroying it. I figured the age of 17 was the best time.

    I have always been a ing nerd.
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    Flyer than I have to be oh crap's Avatar
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    I have heard some rather interesting stories about first smoking experiences. mine was pretty average, really. toked with some friends in the summer before 7th grade. the rest is history.
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    I bought a truck and it has a lift and tow package $1000 rims (that's for all four 250 apiece) And I started working out. I've lost 4 ing pounds in a month. It sucks ass. See cause I had a list
    a)get job
    b)get car
    c)get fit
    d)get hot looking girl
    e)get laid

    Now by hot looking girl I mean not fat and good face. But that can be subs uted for alright face and big ole boobies
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I bought a truck and it has a lift and tow package $1000 rims (that's for all four 250 apiece) And I started working out. I've lost 4 ing pounds in a month. It sucks ass. See cause I had a list
    a)get job
    b)get car
    c)get fit
    d)get hot looking girl
    e)get laid

    Now by hot looking girl I mean not fat and good face. But that can be subs uted for alright face and big ole boobies
    Dude you don't have to go through all that just to get a decent looking chick. Just have some balls and switch your into mack mode. I've known some fat, ugly and dumb mother ers that get the hottest chicks just because they can talk to them.
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    Flyer than I have to be oh crap's Avatar
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    getting laid shouldn't be so hard. the only effort should consist of alcohol, and lots of it. but not to much that you can't get it up, chicks don't dig that. if you are prone to this, it's always useful to carry a viagara or two. they are easy to get a hold of.
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    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    Just ing the out of someone, Trainwrekck.

    Goddamnit!
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Just ing the out of someone, Trainwrekck.

    Goddamnit!
    Have I told you how amazing I think you are?
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    Flyer than I have to be oh crap's Avatar
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    , I knew some nasty s in middle and high school who would you if they though you were in any way associated to the cool guys. what an easy .
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Just ing the out of someone, Trainwrekck.

    Goddamnit!

    why i do believe that is an offer
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