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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Midge definitely has the HIV of the brain.
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    If I had a headache, my grandpa always told me he would punch me in the gut, and that the pain would make me forget I had a headache. I think it was his unsubtle way of telling me to stop ing.
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    Why are you Melmart1? Is there a Melmart0 or a Melmart2?
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    Yes, when I signed up for email, Melmart was taken. So I put a 1 by it and it wasn't taken. It's been my online iden y ever since.
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    We should locate Melmart. Maybe she would show up for a GTG.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Ohhh, gtg smack. Love it. But not as much as the geisha smack, that is truly my favorite.
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    This is the third day of my headache.
    if you're not joking i'd have it checked out. headaches aren't supposed to last that long. normally i get headaches if i don't get enough sleep or if i'm hungry.
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    Ohhh, gtg smack. Love it. But not as much as the geisha smack, that is truly my favorite.
    is that a good movie? i've always wanted to check it out, but haven't.
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    if you're not joking i'd have it checked out. headaches aren't supposed to last that long. normally i get headaches if i don't get enough sleep or if i'm hungry.
    What if they give him a vaccine?!?!?!??!
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    if you're not joking i'd have it checked out. headaches aren't supposed to last that long. normally i get headaches if i don't get enough sleep or if i'm hungry.
    I'm not joking. I hate doctors though.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Speaking of movies, I have a load of them to watch this week. INcluding Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave

    I can't wait to watch this one!
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    I did not even know there was a part 5. Is this a straight-to-DVD thing?
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    Geisha Smack?

    It does sound like a porno.
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    I did not even know there was a part 5. Is this a straight-to-DVD thing?
    No, it was a nominee for Best Do entary this year.
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    I'm not joking. I hate doctors though.
    i know what you mean. this isn't to scare you, but a guy at my work always had headaches. he never got it checked out until one day it was unbearable. anyway, he developed a tumor the size of a lemon in his brain. he died last june. your body gives signals for stuff that ain't going right within you. don't ignore them too long.
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    The premise is rather funny though. Apparently it is set in a big, drugged-out rave. The newest designer drug that all the kids at the rave are taking wake the dead from the grave, and they go to the rave but everyone is so high, nobody can tell who the zombies are and who the humans are. This might be fun after all.
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    Geisha Smack: The Movie. Would this require me to get spanked throughout the porno? Cus I might actually like that...
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    Geisha Smack: The Movie. Would this require me to get spanked throughout the porno? Cus I might actually like that...
    As casting director, I will have to set up the auditions for that.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    i know what you mean. this isn't to scare you, but a guy at my work always had headaches. he never got it checked out until one day it was unbearable. anyway, he developed a tumor the size of a lemon in his brain. he died last june. your body gives signals for stuff that ain't going right within you. don't ignore them too long.
    That doesn't scare me. I laugh in the face of lemon sized tumors. HA HA!
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    As casting director, I will have to set up the auditions for that.
    Exactly how do you set up audtions for a butt-slapping porn? See who leaves the biggest handprint, or who gets it the reddest?
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    I think Midge has had a headache ever since eating at the Cheesecake Factory. He should just stick to making them homemade.
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    Exactly how do you set up audtions for a butt-slapping porn? See who leaves the biggest handprint, or who gets it the reddest?
    Excellent question. I will have to hold my own personal mock auditions to prepare suitable criteria for the real ones.

    So when is a good time for you?
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    Listening to too much Justin Timberlake is the #1 cause of prolonged headaches.

    But yes, midge, you should see somebody.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    If it doesn't go away by tomorrow I'll see my doctor. Maybe I can get some pain killers out of it.
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    . I laugh in the face of lemon sized tumors. HA HA!
    ,but the lemon sized tumors have the last laugh.
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