Free Quattro Razor (9)

[T Park]

My name would be Marco Pole.

Pole Largo much better.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's not what I said.

You just heard me wrong and ran off too fast for me to clarify.

That was you?

[T Park]

Well, there was the issue with me picking her door lock.

I've learned that people don't appreciate that too much.

I learned that the hard way too.

Still have the scar from her sharp ended hair brush on my shoulder.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder what kind of sex noises Mel makes.

[CuckingFunt]

No. I wanted to, but the situation didn't call for it.

The situation seldom calls for it, which is unfortunate.

As far back as I can remember, I've wanted to re-tell a story and include the line, "I chortled, . . ." but I've never been able to.

[peewee's lovechild]

She probably sounds like a screeching owl.

[peewee's lovechild]

That is a turn on.

[T Park]

That's not what I said.

You just heard me wrong and ran off too fast for me to clarify

She said she has cuffs like the cops...

[peewee's lovechild]

How can I get Mel to fall for me???

Suggestions anyone??

[peewee's lovechild]

Chicks eating chicks out is almost as good as the sun rising in the morning.

[T Park]

I prefer to gufaw at former exploits.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think The Funt and I are about to have e-sex . . . so, if you'll excuse me . . .

[T Park]

How can I get Mel to fall for me???

Suggestions anyone??

become the world's best dart player?

[T Park]

Chicks eating chicks out is almost as good as the sun rising in the morning.

one chick eating another chick while another chick puts on a strap on and s said girl whos eating other girl out.

Now THATS, the sun rising...

[CuckingFunt]

I think The Funt and I are about to have e-sex . . . so, if you'll excuse me . . .

Oh, peewee... you should know by now you're not allowed to say "goodbye" in here.

[CuckingFunt]

one chick eating another chick while another chick puts on a strap on and s said girl whos eating other girl out.

Now THATS, the sun rising...

Nope.

The sun rising is being able to participate in such an activity and not just watch.

[peewee's lovechild]

Those was the best 30 seconds of my life!!!!!!!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The situation seldom calls for it, which is unfortunate.

As far back as I can remember, I've wanted to re-tell a story and include the line, "I chortled, . . ." but I've never been able to.

This chica weirded me out.

Broad needed 4+ pillows to lay down or else she'd vomit. Blurts out naked at 3 in the morning, "My Dad might walk in at any minute."

She lived alone. I put on my clothes and ran as far away as I could.

Ahhh, what could have been.

[T Park]

I think he was asking to be excused.

Didn't say goodbye...

[peewee's lovechild]

The Funt really knows how to take care of a man.

[CuckingFunt]

This chica weirded me out.

Broad needed 4+ pillows to lay down or else she'd vomit. Blurts out naked at 3 in the morning, "My Dad might walk in at any minute."

She lived alone. I put on my clothes and ran as far away as I could.

Ahhh, what could have been.

Your weirdo magnet is quite impressive, I must say.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I'll post our e-sex conversation next time.

[CuckingFunt]

The Funt really knows how to take care of a man.

Glad you liked it.

[T Park]

Nope.

The sun rising is being able to participate in such an activity and not just watch.

Touche.

I bow to your higher level of knowledge o funt.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey Funt, are you ready for round 2?