I wasn't that ed up. Actually, I can clearly remember everything up until I smoked that night. I had brought a case of XX over and probably drank 18 of them, had some shots of Crown, Slomo's pear brandy, some scotch that people said ShoogarBear donated to the party and then last but not least saved Batman from making the terrible mistake of drinking a double shot of Everclear, which we split.
Then Katy and her friend seduced me into going out to my truck to get the green and my bong. It took us an hour to find our way back. Fill in the details as you will. I remember walking thru Kori's house getting dirty looks from people who were likely just jealous that they couldn't join the smoke circle because of random drug screenings at their places of work. Manny and whottt instantly sat down next to me outside as I broke up weed, proclaiming their life long loyalty and friendship to me if I got them high. I remember hitting my bong twice and whottt's pipe once. It's about here where I blacked out.

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WTF??? That maalox sure can drink!!!
